Zimbabwe Govt. Has Just $217 Left in Bank

Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
edited February 2013 in A Moving Train
Zimbabwean Finance Minister Says the Country Has Just $217 In The Bank

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/zimbabwe ... z2JUgCayjl

After paying public workers' salaries last week, the balance in cash-strapped Zimbabwe's government public account stood at just $217, Finance Minister Tendai Biti said Tuesday.

"Last week when we paid civil servants there was $217 (left) in government coffers," Biti told journalists in the capital Harare, claiming some of them had healthier bank balances than the state.

"The government finances are in paralysis state at the present moment. We are failing to meet our targets."
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Hey Zimbabwe! Look at it from the positive side. That is about $16,500,000,000,217 more then the U.S. Government is about to have when we raise our debt ceiling again! :P


(I hope every American that just read that last statement did one of these ... :shock: ... :o )
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Jason P wrote:
    Zimbabwean Finance Minister Says the Country Has Just $217 In The Bank

    Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/zimbabwe ... z2JUgCayjl

    After paying public workers' salaries last week, the balance in cash-strapped Zimbabwe's government public account stood at just $217, Finance Minister Tendai Biti said Tuesday.

    "Last week when we paid civil servants there was $217 (left) in government coffers," Biti told journalists in the capital Harare, claiming some of them had healthier bank balances than the state.

    "The government finances are in paralysis state at the present moment. We are failing to meet our targets."
    ...

    Hey Zimbabwe! Look at it from the positive side. That is about $16,500,000,000,217 more then the U.S. Government is about to have when we raise our debt ceiling again! :P


    (I hope every American that just read that last statement did one of these ... :shock: ... :o )
    ...
    Does that mean that my Bank Of Zimbabwe Certificate of Deposit is not getting the 52% interest they promised me?
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  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    Hey Zimbabwe! Look at it from the positive side. That is about $16,500,000,000,217 more then the U.S. Government is about to have when we raise our debt ceiling again!
    Too funny. This was my first thought, or close to it --- "so...you're saying Zimbabwe has $217 more dollars than the US does at the end of each fiscal period?"

    :lol: :shock:
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  • MotoDC wrote:
    Hey Zimbabwe! Look at it from the positive side. That is about $16,500,000,000,217 more then the U.S. Government is about to have when we raise our debt ceiling again!
    Too funny. This was my first thought, or close to it --- "so...you're saying Zimbabwe has $217 more dollars than the US does at the end of each fiscal period?"

    :lol: :shock:

    Mine too
  • EraserheadEraserhead Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 2,937
    Just enough left to score GA tickets this summer! Did Robert Mugabe win the TC lottery?
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  • Eraserhead wrote:
    Just enough left to score GA tickets this summer! Did Robert Mugabe win the TC lottery?

    :lol:
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