:wtf: catty

USARAYUSARAY Posts: 517
edited January 2013 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
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I get that a lot from Catty

more catssight to come
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  • USARAYUSARAY Posts: 517
    Cat Morgan Introduces Himself
    From Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot


    I once was a Pirate what sailed the 'igh seas -
    But now I've retired as a com-mission-aire:
    And that's how you find me a-taking' my ease
    And keepin' the door in a Bloomsbury Square.

    I'm partial to partridges, likewise to grouse,
    And I favour that Devonshire cream in a bowl;
    But I'm allus content with a drink on the 'ouse
    And a bit o' cold fish when I done me patrol.

    I ain't got much polish, me manners is gruff,
    But I've got a good coat, and I keep meself smart;
    And everyone says, and I guess that's enough:
    `You can't but like Morgan, 'e's got a kind 'art.'

    I got knocked about on the Barbary Coast,
    And me voice it ain't no sich melliferous horgan;
    But yet I can state, and I'm not one to boast,
    That some of the gals is dead keen on old Morgan.

    So if you 'ave business with Faber - or Faber -
    I'll give you this tip, and it's worth a lot more:
    You'll save yourself itme, and you'll spare yourself labour
    If jist you make friends with the Cat at the door.

    MORGAN.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
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  • USARAYUSARAY Posts: 517
    rollings wrote:
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    :lol:
  • USARAYUSARAY Posts: 517
    “For he will do
    As he do do
    And there's no doing anything about it!”
    ― T.S. Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
  • pj1981pj1981 Posts: 288
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    catty
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