solid ass bachelor thread

chadwick

yeah i hang towels from my kitchen cabinets & during the winter months my boots i wear drag in large & small piece of salt snow melt bullshit & i don'tgive two craps.

i need a vaccum cleaner one of these days. until i get my very own sweeper i use my landlords & my one cool neighbor's every other month or three.

im sure there are better bachelors out there than me. i have retired from the party scene & currently live a very boring, yet calm life. this is happy times actually. when my nose needs blown i can blast it out onto my floor or shoot it at the wall.

all in all though my place is clean. i wash dishes & clean my shower & toilet. currently laundry both towels & clothing are hanging about throughout my apartment.

i have my double bladed axe under my bed & several pairs of my socks have holes in the toes & my underwear (torn to shreds) have definitely saw/seen better days. for some reason i want to burn something in my small bathroom. candles are good. i have a lot of candles


any other bachelors here wanting/needing to get some things off your chest?

peacefrompaul

You're taking care of the place better than I take care of my place

rollings

chadwick wrote:

....when my nose needs blown i can blast it out onto my floor or shoot it at the wall.

all in all though my place is clean. ...

:wtf: sounds it

peacefrompaul

rollings wrote:

chadwick wrote:

....when my nose needs blown i can blast it out onto my floor or shoot it at the wall.

all in all though my place is clean. ...

:wtf: sounds it

It is pretty convenient

chadwick

snot rockets are awesome times out walking cold winter walks. for some reason our noses wanna run. pull down the scarf, glove finger to the nose holding one nostril... blow. there goes a nice snot rocket that will freeze solid.

when doing this in one's dining room make sure at least 4 or 7 older relatives or whoever are over. grandma, grandpa, aunt luceille & aunt helen, uncle roger & uncle louie... snot rocket time for the entertainment of the old people. chances are at least 3 out of the 4 or 7 will have a bladder control problem & will have peed themself.

tinz.

Haahahaha whoa that's awesome

chadwick

tinz. wrote:

Haahahaha whoa that's awesome

i do think so, yes

dimitrispearljam

you ROCK

81

One of theae days...i'm coming for a visit

The Juggler

chadwick wrote:

snot rockets are awesome times out walking cold winter walks. for some reason our noses wanna run. pull down the scarf, glove finger to the nose holding one nostril... blow. there goes a nice snot rocket that will freeze solid.

when doing this in one's dining room make sure at least 4 or 7 older relatives or whoever are over. grandma, grandpa, aunt luceille & aunt helen, uncle roger & uncle louie... snot rocket time for the entertainment of the old people. chances are at least 3 out of the 4 or 7 will have a bladder control problem & will have peed themself.

you don't do this in your house, right?

dimitrispearljam

The Juggler wrote:

chadwick wrote:

snot rockets are awesome times out walking cold winter walks. for some reason our noses wanna run. pull down the scarf, glove finger to the nose holding one nostril... blow. there goes a nice snot rocket that will freeze solid.

when doing this in one's dining room make sure at least 4 or 7 older relatives or whoever are over. grandma, grandpa, aunt luceille & aunt helen, uncle roger & uncle louie... snot rocket time for the entertainment of the old people. chances are at least 3 out of the 4 or 7 will have a bladder control problem & will have peed themself.

you don't do this in your house, right?

norm

81 wrote:

One of theae days...i'm coming for a visit

this

the wolf

norm wrote:

81 wrote:

One of theae days...i'm coming for a visit

this

though i have a pretty okay life now with my gf and her 3 awesome kids, until the school year is over our living situation is pretty horrid, at least for me. she decided to move in with a friend that was recently divorced. In july, when the heat was unbearable and i was still sleeping in my mustang, she finally convinced me to move in with them.

my point? CW's living situation sounds wonderful to me right about now.

rollings

The Juggler wrote:

chadwick wrote:

snot rockets are awesome times out walking cold winter walks. for some reason our noses wanna run. pull down the scarf, glove finger to the nose holding one nostril... blow. there goes a nice snot rocket that will freeze solid.

when doing this in one's dining room make sure at least 4 or 7 older relatives or whoever are over. grandma, grandpa, aunt luceille & aunt helen, uncle roger & uncle louie... snot rocket time for the entertainment of the old people. chances are at least 3 out of the 4 or 7 will have a bladder control problem & will have peed themself.

you don't do this in your house, right?

81

norm wrote:

81 wrote:

One of theae days...i'm coming for a visit

this

maybe we can have like a woodstock event....call it chadwickville or something more creatvie

81

the wolf wrote:

norm wrote:

81 wrote:

One of theae days...i'm coming for a visit

this

though i have a pretty okay life now with my gf and her 3 awesome kids, until the school year is over our living situation is pretty horrid, at least for me. she decided to move in with a friend that was recently divorced. In july, when the heat was unbearable and i was still sleeping in my mustang, she finally convinced me to move in with them.

my point? CW's living situation sounds wonderful to me right about now.

wow. best of luck man. i slept in a neon and Beretta once, but it was just for a night on a road trip.

chadwick

good morning. cereal & messy hair 24x7.



thank you

the wolf

81 wrote:

the wolf wrote:

though i have a pretty okay life now with my gf and her 3 awesome kids, until the school year is over our living situation is pretty horrid, at least for me. she decided to move in with a friend that was recently divorced. In july, when the heat was unbearable and i was still sleeping in my mustang, she finally convinced me to move in with them.

my point? CW's living situation sounds wonderful to me right about now.

wow. best of luck man. i slept in a neon and Beretta once, but it was just for a night on a road trip.

Thanks man. I did the sleeping my mustang thing about 5 nights a week from mid Feb. to mid July last year.
The cold sucked, the heat? 1000 times worse. lol
Just have to make it here with her (our) roomate till schools out this year. I hope.

The Juggler

chadwick wrote:

good morning. cereal & messy hair 24x7.



thank you

it is the EVENING sir. the EVENING.

:x

dimitrispearljam

chadwick wrote:

good morning. cereal & messy hair 24x7.



thank you

The Juggler

dimitrispearljam wrote:

chadwick wrote:

good morning. cereal & messy hair 24x7.



thank you