Full body shave

I was so pissed off earlier I gave myself a full body shave.
I'll let the imagine run wild, shaved my head , chest and choad. but every hair on my body is gone with the exception of inside my ears and nostrils. Shaving my back was hardest, and shaving my ass kind of hurt but well worth it. There's a few out there that can pucker up



Oh, I'm 295lbs.and far from being in shape Maybe I'll post a picture for you fuckers
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    pics or it didn't happen
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  • :lol::lol::lol:

    awesome!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Bathgate66Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    better to be pissed off than pissed on.
    For the ones who had a notion, a notion deep inside
    That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    I was so pissed off earlier I gave myself a full body shave.
    I'll let the imagine run wild, shaved my head , chest and choad. but every hair on my body is gone with the exception of inside my ears and nostrils. Shaving my back was hardest, and shaving my ass kind of hurt but well worth it. There's a few out there that can pucker up



    Oh, I'm 295lbs.and far from being in shape Maybe I'll post a picture for you fuckers
    Eyebrows? I think that drawn on look is really in.
    #FHP
  • PHATJPHATJ Posts: 348
    Please. For the love of God. Don't post pics.
    "I'll Ride the wave where it takes me. I'll Hold the pain. RELEASE ME!"

  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    PHATJ wrote:
    Please. For the love of God. Don't post pics.

    i don't believe he did it.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    This behavior's not unique
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    MV5BMjE5MDY5OTU4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTc2NTY2Mg@@._V1._SX600_SY393_.jpg
    81 is now off the air

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  • shepshep Posts: 5,763
    This behavior's not unique

    unless you're an olympic swimmer, I fucking hope it is....
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • This post reminded me of one of the best things every written for the internet...

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    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • I'd sooner set myself on fire to rid my body of hair than drag a razor down my crack.
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    corey?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I'd sooner set myself on fire to rid my body of hair than drag a razor down my crack.

    i prefer nair
    81 is now off the air

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  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    this thread would have had potential back in the day
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :lol:
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    you said choad
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    davidtrios wrote:
    you said choad

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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    davidtrios wrote:
    you said choad

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    :lol:
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    This behavior's not unique


    :lol::lol:
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  • DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
    I was so pissed off earlier I gave myself a full body shave.
    I'll let the imagine run wild, shaved my head , chest and choad. but every hair on my body is gone with the exception of inside my ears and nostrils. Shaving my back was hardest, and shaving my ass kind of hurt but well worth it. There's a few out there that can pucker up



    Oh, I'm 295lbs.and far from being in shape Maybe I'll post a picture for you fuckers

    Pussy next time use wax and rip that shit out like a real man.

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    My butt itches!
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Had to shave my body from my face to my toes for open-surgery.....took about an hour or more....not a lot of fun, eh
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    tybird wrote:
    Had to shave my body from my face to my toes for open-surgery.....took about an hour or more....not a lot of fun, eh
    You had to shave yourself? When I've had surgery the nurses did it for me.
    #FHP
  • Horos wrote:
    tybird wrote:
    Had to shave my body from my face to my toes for open-surgery.....took about an hour or more....not a lot of fun, eh
    You had to shave yourself? When I've had surgery the nurses did it for me.
    i guess always nurses can do it..
    when my father had to shave ,i did it for him..felt better with me than nurses
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • This post reminded me of one of the best things every written for the internet...

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
    :wtf: I wish I hadn't read that. I was crying laughing and almost vomiting at the same time.
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
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