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Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I was going to have the headline as "Animal sex" but some of you probably would have had a different interpretation.

There must be a cat orgy going on right now outside my bedroom window. My house tends to be the location for cats to have sex but tonight a bunch of them must have come here at the same time. Hearing them do it is so funny, especially right now.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    This thread is useless without pics.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,672
    On our walk today I saw stellar jays ahead rolling around on the path alternating beating the shit out of each other. I said, "One of the birds is going to end up dead." My wife said, "Oh, I don't think so. They're just mating."

    Hmm. Glad to be a human. :lol:
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    This thread is useless without pics.
    I couldn't get a picture but it was something like this:

    cats_mating.jpg
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Newch91 wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    This thread is useless without pics.
    I couldn't get a picture but it was something like this:

    cats_mating.jpg

    doggy style? Jesus H...cats acting like dogs :fp:
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    slug-sex.jpg
    Leopard slugs (limax maximus) exchanging sperm. Each is a hermaphrodite and will leave the exchange impregnated.
    #FHP
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    Male cats have barbs on the end of their penisses to make sure they fertilize the cat. "Pulling it out" before time hurts the cat because the barbs go backwards. That is why the cats are screaming, I heard :?
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    Male cats have barbs on the end of their penisses to make sure they fertilize the cat. "Pulling it out" before time hurts the cat because the barbs go backwards. That is why the cats are screaming, I heard :?

    Eww.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    Male cats have barbs on the end of their penisses to make sure they fertilize the cat. "Pulling it out" before time hurts the cat because the barbs go backwards. That is why the cats are screaming, I heard :?

    Eww.

    Well, with dogs, the tip of it swells so much that it hurts the bitch to pull it out before ejac :lol:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    Male cats have barbs on the end of their penisses to make sure they fertilize the cat. "Pulling it out" before time hurts the cat because the barbs go backwards. That is why the cats are screaming, I heard :?

    Eww.

    Well, with dogs, the tip of it swells so much that it hurts the bitch to pull it out before ejac :lol:

    Also eww.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    Male cats have barbs on the end of their penisses to make sure they fertilize the cat. "Pulling it out" before time hurts the cat because the barbs go backwards. That is why the cats are screaming, I heard :?

    Eww.

    Well, with dogs, the tip of it swells so much that it hurts the bitch to pull it out before ejac :lol:


    That's hot. :fp:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    My dog mates with himself every day. Horniest dog in the NW suburbs. :fp:
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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    As for other animals ... Some people say that the heart shape, our symbol of love <3, was inspired by the way swans hold their necks in courtship / before mating. That is pretty cool, I think.

    swans.jpg
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    could be worse...bites his head off after she gets what she wants:

    prayingmantis3.jpg
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    could be worse...bites his head off after she gets what she wants:

    prayingmantis3.jpg

    That's smart. I want to start the new movement!
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    By+being+naughty.+Return+favours+_bae2e4843f46542f5b060ad3fe08cf64.jpg
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