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Im having a big day..

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,426
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
So I am going to meet my mom and dad for breakfast this morning, which is always a great time. As I walk out the front door, it takes me 2 seconds to "fling" myself down the flight of stairs. My dumbass did not realize the stairs had become a sheet of ice over-night. As I tumbled down the stairs, my car keys flew from my hands and into the front bushes. Kathy walks out the front door, and just sees me motionless, sprawled across the steps. After the usual "Are you ok?", she then proceeds to laugh for the next 2 hours. In the meantime, I have a bruise on my ass/hip/thigh that is the size of Rhode Island. I dont even want to think about how my dumb, old ass is going to feel tomorrow.

Its been a BIG DAY!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    You can still play poker though right? Lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,426
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYGGCVE2lKY
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Kathy walks out the front door, and just sees me motionless, sprawled across the steps. After the usual "Are you ok?", she then proceeds to laugh for the next 2 hours.

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,407
    D'oh!!!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    You can still play poker though right? Lol
    :lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,426
    norm wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Kathy walks out the front door, and just sees me motionless, sprawled across the steps. After the usual "Are you ok?", she then proceeds to laugh for the next 2 hours.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    As rotten of a day that I am having

    This is EASILY in the "top 5' of Kathys "Greatest day ever"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Kathy rocks!!!!! :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Careful, its slippery out there
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    that first step can be a doozie
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    Hope you aren't hurting too badly tomorrow.

    :(

    Fuck winter.
    Nice shirt.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    QuarterToTen wrote:

    Fuck winter.
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbb3631ew_4
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    LloydXmas wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbb3631ew_4
    :lol:
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    Are your keys okay?
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,407
    LloydXmas wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbb3631ew_4

    :lol:

    hope you feel better tomorrow, Speedy!
    I LOVE MUSIC.
    www.cluthelee.com
    www.cluthe.com
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    gonzo2.jpg
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    London Bridge wrote:
    Are your keys okay?


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    so how ya feeling today? :corn:
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    another reason why winter sucks

    ITS DANGEROUS


    BIG GUYS like ourselves can really get hurt
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i slipped on the ice this morning

    for those that don't know, i live in southern california

    i slipped on ICE!!!!! WHATTHEFUCKITSCOLD!!!!

    :evil: :evil: :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    almost fell down yesterday. the days sun turned a slightly rough surface into a glass. sunday i was able to idle up the drive, yesterday i had to back up into the street and get a running start. so i went out to salt...but my superior athletic ability was able to save the day....and my rear end.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    You know, ice is only for rum and coke, right?
    As I always say, just get your asses down to Florida already. Its bound to happen one day.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    how your ass feeling today??

    shit,,i never thought ill ask SPEEDY this question...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pjscreamerpjscreamer Posts: 599
    Damn bro and they say dat da mind is what goes first but in yoour case there could be an xception
    Let's Go Yanks!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,426
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    how your ass feeling today??

    shit,,i never thought ill ask SPEEDY this question...
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    My left asscheek is just one big ugly bruise.

    Since you asked.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    how your ass feeling today??

    shit,,i never thought ill ask SPEEDY this question...
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    My left asscheek is just one big ugly bruise.

    Since you asked.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    hope your ass get its natural color back as soon as possible!! :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    how your ass feeling today??

    shit,,i never thought ill ask SPEEDY this question...
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    My left asscheek is just one big ugly bruise.

    Since you asked.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    hope your ass get its natural color back as soon as possible!! :lol:

    :wtf:
    Nice shirt.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    QuarterToTen wrote:
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    :wtf:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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