I went to rodeo where they let people in the crowd ride an old bull for $20. I lasted less then 3 seconds and got tossed in the air. Luckily I was still under 20 years old and indestructable.
I went to rodeo where they let people in the crowd ride an old bull for $20. I lasted less then 3 seconds and got tossed in the air. Luckily I was still under 20 years old and indestructable.
sweet.
i did a mechanical bull years ago. don't remember how i did.
oh..i thought thread was about the sexual position.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I was stuck in traffic leaving a rodeo in Stockton, CA when some rednecks with a giant confederate flag mounted to their pickup truck decided to put it in 4 wheel drive and just drive through the grass and bypass the traffic. While they were hooting and hollering, they failed to notice the clearance between a tree branch and their giant oversized stupid flag was not enough and the branch snapped it right off.
I was stuck in traffic leaving a rodeo in Stockton, CA when some rednecks with a giant confederate flag mounted to their pickup truck decided to put it in 4 wheel drive and just drive through the grass and bypass the traffic. While they were hooting and hollering, they failed to notice the clearance between a tree branch and their giant oversized stupid flag was not enough and the branch snapped it right off.
we have a rodeo here annually every single september whatever date it is. they do a pancake breakfast one of the mornings. they do a rodeo parade sunday morning. it is a 3 or 4 day event.
thursday, friday & saturday rodeos... sunday the parade. it's a pretty big deal for these assholes. they hire musical entertainment for a couple nights. teenagers & other derelicts may run around hundreds of acres & acres of campsites & steal coolers of beer whilst cowboys are off at the rodeo during the night time showing.
i never took a cowboy's cooler fulla beer on ice. that woulda been a dickhead move only a drunkin little prick woulda done. however, i have drank stolen beer from some (i can just imagine) irritated cowboys & cowgirls.
what the fuck ever... your horses shit all over our town for a good week. thank you for donating your brews.
this year will be the 66th annual tri state rodeo. i found the following from calendar of events from the county where i dwell
"C.E. "Eddie" Richards Arena
Since 1947, Fort Madison has hosted one of the nation’s top professional rodeos in a 10,000 seat outdoor arena that plays host to four performances. The PRCA Rodeo action begins every year the Wednesday after Labor Day and providea quality contestants in all the areas of rodeo, from the bronc riding, bull riding, barrel racing to the crowning of the Miss Iowa Rodeo. If you are planning to attend the rodeo, get your reservations in quickly since the area fills up with other fans of quality rodeos." - lee county calendar of events.
oh..i thought thread was about the sexual position.
I hear the reverse cowgirl is all the rage.
:corn:
im not talking about that...it all starts with the secret you whisper at her ear,and the same time you grab her hair... :corn:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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im not talking about that...it all starts with the secret you whisper at her ear,and the same time you grab her hair... :corn:
That she feels just like her sister. I know that one.
but if she not have sister..?
there is an sure way..
i have AIDS... :fp:
and there it starts..
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I've been to this a couple times.
1 of the largest in Canada,
though I don't think that's saying much
compared to the fairs, festivals, n' carnivals
of the States.
Free pancakes for a whole week- sweet!
Cheers.
'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
I've been to this a couple times.
1 of the largest in Canada,
though I don't think that's saying much
compared to the fairs, festivals, n' carnivals
of the States.
Free pancakes for a whole week- sweet!
Cheers.
i thought the calgary stampede was one of hte bigger ones around. i could be wrong.
yep i know!!!its a black joke!!im not going to use it!!
its one of the popular black jokes here!
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
so,there is a national championship or something at states?
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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Had to get it out of the way so I could legitimately use the phrase, this aint my first rodeo.
it was fucking weird. It does motivate one to drink though.
sweet.
i did a mechanical bull years ago. don't remember how i did.
nice
My first babysitter, Denise, was a trick rider in that one. Holy hotness! I never wanted to be a horse so bad!
pix :corn:
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I hear the reverse cowgirl is all the rage.
:corn:
Thank god the reverse rodeo clown never really took off. I hate clowns. :shifty:
thursday, friday & saturday rodeos... sunday the parade. it's a pretty big deal for these assholes. they hire musical entertainment for a couple nights. teenagers & other derelicts may run around hundreds of acres & acres of campsites & steal coolers of beer whilst cowboys are off at the rodeo during the night time showing.
i never took a cowboy's cooler fulla beer on ice. that woulda been a dickhead move only a drunkin little prick woulda done. however, i have drank stolen beer from some (i can just imagine) irritated cowboys & cowgirls.
what the fuck ever... your horses shit all over our town for a good week. thank you for donating your brews.
this year will be the 66th annual tri state rodeo. i found the following from calendar of events from the county where i dwell
"C.E. "Eddie" Richards Arena
Since 1947, Fort Madison has hosted one of the nation’s top professional rodeos in a 10,000 seat outdoor arena that plays host to four performances. The PRCA Rodeo action begins every year the Wednesday after Labor Day and providea quality contestants in all the areas of rodeo, from the bronc riding, bull riding, barrel racing to the crowning of the Miss Iowa Rodeo. If you are planning to attend the rodeo, get your reservations in quickly since the area fills up with other fans of quality rodeos." - lee county calendar of events.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Never watch the movie Vulgar.
Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Dante, Brian O'Halloran, Ethan Suplee. Should be a hoot and a half, right? WRONG!!!
I cannot unsee that movie, and it's been at least 10 years.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
there is an sure way..
i have AIDS... :fp:
and there it starts..
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I don't get the AIDS ref. Sorry!
I've been to this a couple times.
1 of the largest in Canada,
though I don't think that's saying much
compared to the fairs, festivals, n' carnivals
of the States.
Free pancakes for a whole week- sweet!
Cheers.
i thought the calgary stampede was one of hte bigger ones around. i could be wrong.
its one of the popular black jokes here!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
vegas i believe
never been