What's the last thing you do........

What's the last thing you fuckers do before you go to bed at night?

I smoke 2 left handed cigarettes


Now you go
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    rub one out
    81 is now off the air

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  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    Compared to the last 2 answers mine is boooorrrring. Brush my teeth.
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  • 81 wrote:
    rub one out

    Haha. You're a funny fucker. Come to Canada we'll get shitfaced
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    rub one out

    Haha. You're a funny fucker. Come to Canada we'll get shitfaced

    they won't let into canada anymore :(
    81 is now off the air

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Light up a Camel
  • DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
    Piss
    My butt itches!
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Put in my ear plugs and eye mask. Scary visual
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    read something, like a page or 2 from a magazine

    and if it's one of those magazines, maybe what 81 said :lol:
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Find something interesting but boring on tv if that makes sense.
  • we all know porn is the true answer.....
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • I wait til my wife is asleep and I whisper in her ear things like:

    "Put the lotion in the fucking bucket"
    "Jump, you can fly"
    "everybody poops...in their sleep"
    "I'm naked and my name's Don Juan"
    "woof"
    "say 'what' again mutherfucker"
    "Say ello to my little friend"
    "Buy your husband more Pearl jam stuff"

    etc, etc...
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    81 wrote:
    rub one out

    Haha. You're a funny fucker. Come to Canada we'll get shitfaced

    :shock: and then what?!?! :shock:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    rub one out

    Haha. You're a funny fucker. Come to Canada we'll get shitfaced

    :shock: and then what?!?! :shock:

    get threads locked
    piss off locals
    pass out
    81 is now off the air

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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    edited January 2013
    Put on my C-PAP mask turn on the TV


    and no 81 you cannot have a picture of me wearing it... :)
    Post edited by Green Circle on
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    kiss my boys and cover them back up and then think of him
  • kiss my boys and cover them back up and then think of him
    :D
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I wait til my wife is asleep and I whisper in her ear things like:

    "Put the lotion in the fucking bucket"
    "Jump, you can fly"
    "everybody poops...in their sleep"
    "I'm naked and my name's Don Juan"
    "woof"
    "say 'what' again mutherfucker"
    "Say ello to my little friend"
    "Buy your husband more Pearl jam stuff"

    etc, etc...


    Any Luck? :D
  • a line of Xanax
  • 81 wrote:
    rub one out

    Haha. You're a funny fucker. Come to Canada we'll get shitfaced

    :shock: and then what?!?! :shock:

    Just keep getting drunk, catch some Pearl Jam on the Canadian tour, have some shopping cart races down the hill.

    I should have mentioned the pearl jam part the first time.
    I have a thread inviting all you crazy fuckers to Canada for the next Canadian tour, didn't get any responses.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Brush teeth, fill up my glass of water, watch a little TV, hope I can stay asleep more than an hour, wake up an hour later pissed off, toss and turn, drink a little water, and hope I can fall back asleep.

    I'm a crappy sleeper. Brain keeps on running. Stupid brain! :lol:
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    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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