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24lbs of ham?

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
She was given 2 hams for Christmas, from work.
Well, we just cooked one of those, and now I have 11.5lb. of leftovers.
:P
So after I make....
Ham salad
Split pea and ham soup.

I will only have 11lbs of leftovers!


Fuck ham.
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    You could e-mail it to a bunch of random strangers.

    Oh wait,
    that's spam.


    FUCK SPAM
    #FHP
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    That has to be the worst Christmas gift ever.

    :lol:

    I would have re-gifted those babies!
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    mca47 wrote:
    I would have re-gifted those babies!
    Or donate them.
    #FHP
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    Horos wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    I would have re-gifted those babies!
    Or donate them.
    That too!

    Or....he could have given one to his sweet, little old neighbor lady.
    A peace offering of sorts. :lol:

    That said, if someone gave me a ham as a peace offering, I'd hate them even more and possibly beat them over the head with the cold ham. :lol::D
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.
    I'll give you $5 for one and $7 for shipping.
    #FHP
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    Horos wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.
    I'll give you $5 for one and $7 for shipping.
    Shorty ordered a $5 shirt.
    Paid $7 for shipping.
    And they sent her an album, instead of the shirt.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Horos wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.
    I'll give you $5 for one and $7 for shipping.
    Shorty ordered a $5 shirt.
    Paid $7 for shipping.
    And they sent her an album, instead of the shirt.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Shocking, isn't it?

    :fp:
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Shorty ordered a $5 shirt.
    Paid $7 for shipping.
    And they sent her an album, instead of the shirt.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Shocking, isn't it?

    :fp:
    I got a rock.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    QuarterToTen wrote:

    Shocking, isn't it?

    :fp:
    Good ol' 10c! :lol:
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    mca47 wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:

    Shocking, isn't it?

    :fp:
    Good ol' 10c! :lol:

    Ya gotta love it!

    :lol:

    Oh and yes, fuck ham.
    One can only eat so much ham.
    Nice shirt.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    you can trade it at lost dogs forum!!! :P
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
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    #FHP
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    She was given 2 hams for Christmas, from work.
    Well, we just cooked one of those, and now I have 11.5lb. of leftovers.
    :P
    So after I make....
    Ham salad
    Split pea and ham soup.

    I will only have 11lbs of leftovers!


    Fuck ham.


    wow... make ham sandwiches and invite your neighbors :P
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    http://youtu.be/wFB_vHVFM_8
    #FHP
  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,802
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.

    maybe i've been making omelletes the wrong way for the past 15 years, but...

    don't you need to flip them in the pan first? :P
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I like ham.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    shep wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.

    maybe i've been making omelletes the wrong way for the past 15 years, but...

    don't you need to flip them in the pan first? :P
    :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    shep wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I am going to make 3,473 Denver Omelletes, and flip those fuckers on ebay.

    maybe i've been making omelletes the wrong way for the past 15 years, but...

    don't you need to flip them in the pan first? :P
    :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Why don't you freeze one of them and pull it back out at Easter. People eat ham at Easter - then you won't have to buy one.
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    JaneNY wrote:
    Why don't you freeze one of them and pull it back out at Easter. People eat ham at Easter - then you won't have to buy one.
    Now that fucking smart!
    #FHP
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    JaneNY wrote:
    Why don't you freeze one of them and pull it back out at Easter. People eat ham at Easter - then you won't have to buy one.
    They were both in the freezer until 3 days ago.
    Now I have one in the freezer.

    But I still have 11lbs of leftovers, from the one I cooked today.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
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    :P
    Nice shirt.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited January 2013
    ham & eggs
    home made ham (get some turkey and or roast beef) sub sandwiches
    home made pizza... ham
    ham & bean soup
    ham & macaroni combo w/ added extra cheese
    ham & pancakes (or waffles)... stfu

    the list goes on. endless recipes one can do w/ ham
    Post edited by chadwick on
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    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    just before christmas, my dad cooked like a 15 pound ham...the day after christmas, one of his friends sent him a 20 pound ham



    fuck ham
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    just before christmas, my dad cooked like a 15 pound ham...the day after christmas, one of his friends sent him a 20 pound ham



    fuck ham
    put the fucker in the freezer
    i'd be tickled pink if i had a 15 or 20 lb ham in my freezer
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:
    just before christmas, my dad cooked like a 15 pound ham...the day after christmas, one of his friends sent him a 20 pound ham



    fuck ham
    put the fucker in the freezer
    i'd be tickled pink if i had a 15 or 20 lb ham in my freezer


    way ahead of ya


    how it be, chad?
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:
    just before christmas, my dad cooked like a 15 pound ham...the day after christmas, one of his friends sent him a 20 pound ham



    fuck ham
    put the fucker in the freezer
    i'd be tickled pink if i had a 15 or 20 lb ham in my freezer


    way ahead of ya


    how it be, chad?
    i be well. currently craving ham :lol:

    have a good christmas, norm?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    have a good christmas, norm?

    i did...too much ham, though ;):lol:
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