Father Donovan can't come to the phone. He's all tied up

Prince Of DorknessPrince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
edited January 2013 in A Moving Train
Father Donovan, homophobic priest from Illinois calls 911 to help remove his ball gag and handcuffs.

Listen to the 911 call.

https://soundcloud.com/illinois-times/s ... s-911-call

“I’m going to need help getting out before this becomes a medical emergency,” Father Tom Donovan told a dispatcher who sounds a bit incredulous during the Nov. 28 call. “You’re stuck in a pair of handcuffs?” the dispatcher asks. “(I was) playing with them and I need help getting out,” Donovan responds.

Donovan told the dispatcher that he was alone in the rectory. It’s not clear exactly how he ended up in handcuffs or why he feared a medical emergency. His voice sounds garbled or muffled on the tape, and sources say that police discovered some sort of gag on the priest when they arrived.

I want to make a disco version of this. Because I am a rotten person who enjoys the discomfort, humiliation and pain of others.

See you all at the... Rectory.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I want to make a disco version of this. Because I am a rotten person who enjoys the discomfort, humiliation and pain of others.
    I didn't know that cuffs and ballgags were reserved just for non-straight communities.

    Really though, your comments come off as hateful as you claim him to be.

    Not that it really matters, in the end.

    (ba-dum-cha)
  • Pjzepp67Pjzepp67 Posts: 445
    Prince...there may be a perfectly plausable explanation as to why a committed man of the cloth was found in this compromising position...or he is just a dirty hypocritical bastard who shames his position and his corrupt religion. Looking forward to your re-mix down the disco :fp:
  • I don't intend to listen to the call so I only slightly wonder; did he state he was a homophobic when he called?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I dont wanna listen either, I dont even speak ball-gaggian, and I doubt I'd understand a single word.
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  • hedonist wrote:
    I want to make a disco version of this. Because I am a rotten person who enjoys the discomfort, humiliation and pain of others.
    I didn't know that cuffs and ballgags were reserved just for non-straight communities.

    Where did I say otherwise?

    I'm sure you're not saying that it's only gay people who like disco. You're not pinning the Bee Gees on us, bud.
    Really though, your comments come off as hateful as you claim him to be.

    Not that it really matters, in the end.

    (ba-dum-cha)

    I have no idea what you mean. 8-)
  • I don't intend to listen to the call so I only slightly wonder; did he state he was a homophobic when he called?

    No but this isn't the first time he's been in the news.

    He's also been called out for putting anti-gay propaganda and political literature in the bulletins of his church.
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