English Words I Want to Punch in the Face

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    mucus
    ELITIST FUK
  • djklambake
    djklambake PHX, AZ Posts: 2,524
    nickelback
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  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,080
    chocolate

    as a substitute for the word brown.

    searschocolatediamonds-squarebanner.jpg
    Those are brown diamonds.
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mookeywrench wrote:
    chocolate

    as a substitute for the word brown.

    searschocolatediamonds-squarebanner.jpg
    Those are brown diamonds.

    That's a good one

    Thank You
  • djklambake
    djklambake PHX, AZ Posts: 2,524
    Kashi.
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    SD48277 wrote:
    mucus
    ^ mucus and puss :sick:
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  • djklambake
    djklambake PHX, AZ Posts: 2,524
    Oh, and...

    Fortuitous/Fortuitously

    ...especially when said by Bill Walton.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    comebackgirl wrote:
    SD48277 wrote:
    mucus
    ^ mucus and puss :sick:
    (agreed :sick: )
    ELITIST FUK
  • Suzi78
    Suzi78 Posts: 362
    comebackgirl wrote:
    SD48277 wrote:
    mucus
    ^ mucus and puss :sick:

    Haha, my mom always used to end her msgs to me with "Puss" which means Kiss in Swedish. I told her to use something else so now she writes Kiss instead. Funny thing is that kiss in Swedish means "pee" (noun)...anyway, I don't like the word Coitus.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Suzi78 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    SD48277 wrote:
    mucus
    ^ mucus and puss :sick:

    Haha, my mom always used to end her msgs to me with "Puss" which means Kiss in Swedish. I told her to use something else so now she writes Kiss instead. Funny thing is that kiss in Swedish means "pee" (noun)...anyway, I don't like the word Coitus.
    :lol:
    ELITIST FUK
  • moretonbayfig
    moretonbayfig Australia Posts: 805
    penalise/penalize... we had a teacher in highschool whose pleasure in making frequent threats to 'heavily penalise' girls caught 'doing the wrong thing' still gives me the heeby-geebies...
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    SD48277 wrote:
    Suzi78 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    ^ mucus and puss :sick:

    Haha, my mom always used to end her msgs to me with "Puss" which means Kiss in Swedish. I told her to use something else so now she writes Kiss instead. Funny thing is that kiss in Swedish means "pee" (noun)...anyway, I don't like the word Coitus.
    :lol:
    :lol:

    I'd also add scrotum to the list :?
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Dyslexia
    Greek word.. :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Peter
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • morello
    morello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    I know I want to punch my fingers in the face( :? !?!?!?) when they continuously mistype peopel, peoeple, peope, people(see, took me 4 goes & the last time & typed it soooo slooowwww) & from/form(I had to correct that. I typed form/form)! I spend enough time online I really can't be arsed doing ther fkn typing practice course thingees.
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  • djklambake
    djklambake PHX, AZ Posts: 2,524
    coxswain
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  • Princess Bulldozer
    Princess Bulldozer Mannheim, Germany Posts: 952
    literally

    Because of its overuse and misuse.

    "I literally died yesterday." Unless you did die and come back to life, that sentence is not correct!
    Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure - science.
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    Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
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  • adropinthepark
    adropinthepark Posts: 475
    Princess Bulldozer wrote:
    literally

    Because of its overuse and misuse.

    "I literally died yesterday." Unless you did die and come back to life, that sentence is not correct!

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
    I carried a watermelon
  • Princess Bulldozer
    Princess Bulldozer Mannheim, Germany Posts: 952
    adropinthepark wrote:
    Princess Bulldozer wrote:
    literally

    Because of its overuse and misuse.

    "I literally died yesterday." Unless you did die and come back to life, that sentence is not correct!

    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

    Oh I giggled.
    That steam roller is pretty.
    Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure - science.
    ~Edwin Powell Hubble

    Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    djklambake wrote:
    Hunker

    Foodstuffs

    Utilize


    utilise. :P 8-)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say

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