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Turkey Bacon?

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
I thought maybe it would taste like shoes.
I thought maybe it would taste like cat litter.
I thought maybe it would taste like cardboard.

I was pleasantly surprised!

Turkey bacon tasted like...Ummmm
Turkey bacon?
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    This is the only turkey bacon I'll be trying.....
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    #FHP
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    OMG Horos...that pic almost made me :sick::sick::sick:
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Turkey bacon?

    :-|

    I think I'd rather eat the cardboard.
    Nice shirt.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I like it

    just don't cook the shit out of it
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Turkey bacon?

    :-|

    I think I'd rather eat the cardboard.
    Its not that bad.
    Im thinking turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, lo-cal mayo sandwiches next week for lunch.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Turkey bacon?

    :-|

    I think I'd rather eat the cardboard.
    Its not that bad.
    Im thinking turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, lo-cal mayo sandwiches next week for lunch.

    Maybe not so bad if it's disguised with all of the other stuff.

    Maybe.

    :-|
    Nice shirt.
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    I like it.
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    want to be enlightened"
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    I like it.
    Whole Foods has some awesome turkey bacon!
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    turkey bacon = oxymoron
    I've met Rob

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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,876
    mca47 wrote:
    I like it.
    Whole Foods has some awesome turkey bacon!


    The only problem is that it's $12 for a pound of it. :D:D
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Turkey bacon is good.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,527
    You eat turkey bacon :lol::lol:
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  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Turkey bacon?

    :-|

    I think I'd rather eat the cardboard.
    you and me both.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :nono:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Try this brand Speedy.


    Turkey-Bacon.jpg


    :thumbup:
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Turkey bacon?

    :-|

    I think I'd rather eat the cardboard.

    I'm gonna agree there... I've never had turkey bacon that I would consider tasty. I don't mind things like turkey sausage, ground turkey, etc, but turkey bacon... ewww...
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  • guacamolejoeguacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Turkey bacon?

    :-|

    I think I'd rather eat the cardboard.
    Its not that bad.
    Im thinking turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato, lo-cal mayo sandwiches next week for lunch.

    Way back when :shh: BLTs were my Favorite sandwich :thumbup:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I would rather eat vegetarian bacon than turkey bacon. Yes, I've had it.

    real bacon is where it's at
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I would rather eat vegetarian bacon than turkey bacon. Yes, I've had it.

    real bacon is where it's at

    I didn't know there was such a thing as vegetarian bacon! I'd try it!
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I would rather eat vegetarian bacon than turkey bacon. Yes, I've had it.

    real bacon is where it's at

    I didn't know there was such a thing as vegetarian bacon! I'd try it!

    it's called facon or vacon...not bad.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I never understood fucking vegetarians substituting shit for meat. Veggie burger...facon...you know why vegatarians have to come up with stupid shit like that? Because they want to eat meat! :lol::lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    DS1119 wrote:
    I never understood fucking vegetarians substituting shit for meat. Veggie burger...facon...you know why vegatarians have to come up with stupid shit like that? Because they want to eat meat! :lol::lol:
    Well, the "burger" is just the formation of ground material or pieces of material formed together, cooked, and placed between bread product.
    I make homemade veggie burgers from scratch and don't ever intend or want them to taste like beef.

    But I get what you're saying...
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    mmmmmm....can't wait for breakfast

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mca47 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I never understood fucking vegetarians substituting shit for meat. Veggie burger...facon...you know why vegatarians have to come up with stupid shit like that? Because they want to eat meat! :lol::lol:
    Well, the "burger" is just the formation of ground material or pieces of material formed together, cooked, and placed between bread product.
    I make homemade veggie burgers from scratch and don't ever intend or want them to taste like beef.

    But I get what you're saying...


    How do you feel about a muffin burger?
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    DS1119 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I never understood fucking vegetarians substituting shit for meat. Veggie burger...facon...you know why vegatarians have to come up with stupid shit like that? Because they want to eat meat! :lol::lol:
    Well, the "burger" is just the formation of ground material or pieces of material formed together, cooked, and placed between bread product.
    I make homemade veggie burgers from scratch and don't ever intend or want them to taste like beef.

    But I get what you're saying...


    How do you feel about a muffin burger?
    Unacceptable.

    :D
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    DS1119 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I never understood fucking vegetarians substituting shit for meat. Veggie burger...facon...you know why vegatarians have to come up with stupid shit like that? Because they want to eat meat! :lol::lol:
    Well, the "burger" is just the formation of ground material or pieces of material formed together, cooked, and placed between bread product.
    I make homemade veggie burgers from scratch and don't ever intend or want them to taste like beef.

    But I get what you're saying...


    How do you feel about a muffin burger?

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I would rather eat vegetarian bacon than turkey bacon. Yes, I've had it.

    real bacon is where it's at
    Well...........DUH!
    #FHP
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Don't cook it until it's crispy... then it blows... This is the only bacon I don't recommend crisping.
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