One year my mom gave me a rum and eggnog... I drank it like a shot
She never gave me another one.
Hah! On Chhristmas EVe my mom used to give me vanilla ice cream with crème de menthe on in it (very generous amounts). I always thought it was a Christmas thing but I'm sure in hindsight it was so I would shut the fuck up and go to bed.
One year my mom gave me a rum and eggnog... I drank it like a shot
She never gave me another one.
Hah! On Chhristmas EVe my mom used to give me vanilla ice cream with crème de menthe on in it (very generous amounts). I always thought it was a Christmas thing but I'm sure in hindsight it was so I would shut the fuck up and go to bed.
One year my mom gave me a rum and eggnog... I drank it like a shot
She never gave me another one.
Hah! On Chhristmas EVe my mom used to give me vanilla ice cream with crème de menthe on in it (very generous amounts). I always thought it was a Christmas thing but I'm sure in hindsight it was so I would shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Hah! On Chhristmas EVe my mom used to give me vanilla ice cream with crème de menthe on in it (very generous amounts). I always thought it was a Christmas thing but I'm sure in hindsight it was so I would shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Hey, it makes sense. You need the kid passed out so you can get out the gifts and he not see that you're Santa. What better way than to have him passed out like an old booze hound. And you know dads are always yelling at the directions on the shit they're putting together. "Fuck you Mattell"
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
For the past couple years I've had it in my mind that I will make my own egg nog during the next holiday season. I forgot again this year. At least I'll make the pre-made nog my own, with some whiskey and nutmeg.
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girls are dumb
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
did you buy them at VS or Lowes
always thinking about your portfolio
no...but I got my lambie slippers at bath & body works....isn't that part of the same company? See??? Now you really love me
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
yes, bath and body is part of the limited.
i also have some kohl's in the retail sector :P
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
just be sure to launder with tide :corn:
she did
rest her soul
She never gave me another one.
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Hah! On Chhristmas EVe my mom used to give me vanilla ice cream with crème de menthe on in it (very generous amounts). I always thought it was a Christmas thing but I'm sure in hindsight it was so I would shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Smart woman
Pretty much.
Hey, it makes sense. You need the kid passed out so you can get out the gifts and he not see that you're Santa. What better way than to have him passed out like an old booze hound. And you know dads are always yelling at the directions on the shit they're putting together. "Fuck you Mattell"
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