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Man beats wife with his penis

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ ... 6525643964

Did I just read that? :lol:
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  • Jamminonthe1Jamminonthe1 Posts: 1,243
    Do they tag it for evidence? :corn:
  • Hub.Hub. Posts: 1,990
    That is what you name a "bifle" in french (a mixing of "Bite"+"gifle". translation: "dick"+"slap"). :mrgreen:
    http://zarofflegroupe.free.fr/indexA.htm
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/ZaRoFF/95885951739?created#!/profile.php?id=100001560978213
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    and then he beat his own...
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
    so many things i want to say ........

    no comment :?
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    musta been one thick and long frankfurter
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Gary Carter wrote:
    musta been one thick and long frankfurter
    Heard he can do the 'helicopter'.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Gary Carter wrote:
    musta been one thick and long frankfurter
    Heard he can do the 'helicopter'.
    :lol::lol: awesome
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :fp:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    HIIIYAAA!!! Take that and That!
  • PJFAN13PJFAN13 Posts: 1,422
    :lol:
    What the heck kind of paper is that? Did anyone catch in "Related Articles" immediately to the right of the story:
    "Man faces jail for kissing wife on bum"???
    :lol:
    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victor ... 5975541002
    Penile helicoptering, anal tongue darts - gives a whole new meaning to "Down Unda"
    :lol:
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    7.9.03~9.28.04~10.1.05~5.12.06~5.13.06~5.27.06~5.28.06
    8.5.08(EV)~10.9.09~5.21.10~6.20.11(EV)~7.5.11(EV)~7.9.11(EV)
    11.21.13~8.27.16(EV)~11.14.16(TOTD)~4.13.20~9.27.20~9.26.21~10.2.21
    2.15.22 (EV)~2.25.22 (EV)~2.27.22 (EV)~5.3.22~5.7.22~9.17.24~9.29.24
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Did anyone else giggle when you read The Bangor. :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    size matters
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,427
    This guy can "Beat" his wife with his penis?

    Hell, im lucky if Kathy can even find my penis!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    This guy can "Beat" his wife with his penis?

    Hell, im lucky if Kathy can even find my penis!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,427
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    This guy can "Beat" his wife with his penis?

    Hell, im lucky if Kathy can even find my penis!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol:
    Attempting to beat Kathy with my penis...
    Would instantly become the most embarrassing moment of my life!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    This guy can "Beat" his wife with his penis?

    Hell, im lucky if Kathy can even find my penis!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :lol:
    Attempting to beat Kathy with my penis...
    Would instantly become the most embarrassing moment of my life!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:



    Would you compare it to trying to hit someone with a light switch?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    DS1119 wrote:
    Would you compare it to trying to hit someone with a light switch?
    we had one of those lightswitch covers when we got older over at the old man's place. was awesome

    viagra-light-switch.jpg

    the one we had was a dude flashing wearing a trench coat
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Defence Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

    :think: well done :corn:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    chadwick wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Would you compare it to trying to hit someone with a light switch?
    we had one of those lightswitch covers when we got older over at the old man's place. was awesome

    viagra-light-switch.jpg

    the one we had was a dude flashing wearing a trench coat
    :lol:
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,427
    Beat your wife with your penis Day!

    Do Jewish guys celebrate this holiday?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Beat your wife with your penis Day!

    Do Jewish guys celebrate this holiday?
    We just throw the circumcised bit
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    in chicago it's beat your woman with your thigh day
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Would you compare it to trying to hit someone with a light switch?
    we had one of those lightswitch covers when we got older over at the old man's place. was awesome

    viagra-light-switch.jpg

    the one we had was a dude flashing wearing a trench coat

    what does the female version look like
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited November 2012
    ^^^ ?push button version light switches
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Black Diamond wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Beat your wife with your penis Day!

    Do Jewish guys celebrate this holiday?
    We just throw the circumcised bit

    is that part of the marriage ceremoney? and if it is, what happens when you get divorced?
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,427
    Black Diamond wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Beat your wife with your penis Day!

    Do Jewish guys celebrate this holiday?
    We just throw the circumcised bit
    That is just so fucking wrong!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    ^^^ ?push button version light switches


    installing in teh bathroom tonight.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    81 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Beat your wife with your penis Day!

    Do Jewish guys celebrate this holiday?
    We just throw the circumcised bit

    is that part of the marriage ceremoney? and if it is, what happens when you get divorced?
    She gets 1/2 of everything...
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    chadwick wrote:

    viagra-light-switch.jpg

    the one we had was a dude flashing wearing a trench coat
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Black Diamond wrote:

    She gets 1/2 of everything...
    dont have to be a Jewish to this happens :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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