The Jerky Boys

JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
By a show of hands, who here listened to them over and over in the 90s, and memorized most of their phone calls?

:fp:

to this day, I over use the expression "Very angry" on a regular basis!
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I loved them back in the day, especially in high school. Haven't followed them much after the 90's though. I'm still known to call people "sizzle chest" or "beefy tits" on occasion.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    Frank Rizzo...R.I.Z.Z.O.
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I dont know shit about this piano tuning

    My wife is up there like she knows what the fuck she is doing

    You buy this car or i'll break your fucking head

    pieces? pounds baby!!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    I had a feeling I wasn't the only one who could quote them from memory!

    :lol:

    "Get Brett Weir!"
  • "you have NYS inspection license"? Yeah i got all that shit tough guy.........
    uncle matty
  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    "you have NYS inspection license"? Yeah i got all that shit tough guy.........

    "ok...talk to you later Fruit Loop"
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  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    "These Mexicans are on the roof, hittin' each other with the hot mops, I threw 'em down on their fuckin' heads"
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    UNCLE FREDDY'S DEAD!!!!!!!
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Testing for Jeopardy was awesome.
    2009: Philly 3 & 4
    2010: Newark, MSG I
    2011: EV Philly
    2012: Philly MIA
    2013: Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Philly 1 & 2, Baltimore
  • Tom KTom K Posts: 842
    Pablo honey.. come to florida...
    I'm gone ..Long gone..This time I'm letting go of it all...So long...Cause this time I'm gone
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,483
    whaddaya say we paint eachother up?

    They call me rubberneck!
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    gauze , fantastic
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I may or may not have listened to them before.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    One of my favorites is "Florida, The Tropical State"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydty55tFCWs

    "I just watch this guy go crazy with that shit. He's an "artist" he says. He's fuckin' naked with the chainsaw runnin' around the house. Me, I think he's a fuckin' jerk who belongs in Bellvue."
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited November 2012
    Rizzo: "Should I bring my fucking tools?"
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    pjradio wrote:
    "These Mexicans are on the roof, hittin' each other with the hot mops, I threw 'em down on their fuckin' heads"

    :lol:
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    "you have NYS inspection license"? Yeah i got all that shit tough guy.........

    :lol:


    They should make a movie with Frank Rizzo.
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    "Hi, is the fat muffin man there?" -Paradise

    "Is that Eric? Yeah! The butt nut!" - Piano Repair

    1-800-How's my driving? is gross and hilarious:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giu-nlPl3pg


    And these two are my favorite from their 3rd album. Chainsaw Shock part 1 and 2.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK6LLY8OYvk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mj911UqPwY
  • "That's right, I picked the fucking laundry up...and I wore it to. Dirty, filthy fucking dirty, like an asshole"

    :lol:
  • When people ask if I can go to their desk to fix something at work I ask if I should bring all my shoes and my glasses
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Sparky The Clown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAzNJwGi6SE

    "We're gonna do our own thing while the clowns.. you know.. jumpin' around, doing fuckin' backflips. You can swing from the vents, throw some shit around the apartment. Get involved any way you want. We got a terrace out here too... if you want, you hang off the terrace, you make the fuckin' people laugh. Whatever. You fall down in the yard.. you know"
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    I still listen to them on the regular. :shifty:

    I need to speak to Mr. Getsoff please!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Jerky Boys - Auto Mechanic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI9QhliWLbI
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Jerky boys - Gay model
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibVfELSPfT8


    "I wanna show you what I'm caapable of!"

    "I'm known very well for pulling large pieces of furniture from my ass".
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Terrorist Pizza - The Jerky Boys
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HxuDcZQsk

    :lol::lol:
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,679
    totally forgot about these guys, listened to them all the time in high school.......just hilarious
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Byrnzie wrote:



    One of the best.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    I still say "I pickle they" all the time :lol:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • Tom KTom K Posts: 842
    Really wish you guys didn't put up youtube links.. I'm going to be on youtube for the next 6 hours now.. :corn:
    I'm gone ..Long gone..This time I'm letting go of it all...So long...Cause this time I'm gone
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