News from Utah

WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,923
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
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where men are men and horses are scared

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/55276 ... g.html.csp

:wtf:
If I had known then what I know now...

Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Philly I & II, 16
Denver 22
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  • Run Dave Run!
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    ok, a couple of questions:

    what is a Hurricane man?

    "several items" were found?

    was she hot?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    The illicit liaisons came to a halt in mid-October after the man’s sister called police to report that she found "several items" that made her think her brother was having sex with a horse,

    wanna know but really don't :sick: :wtf:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I'm not watching that movie again
  • rick1zoo2 wrote:
    ok, a couple of questions:

    what is a Hurricane man?

    "several items" were found?

    was she hot?

    1-hurricane is a town in southern utah.

    2-among items found was an 'acme horse-fucking kit'

    3-i have not seen, but i can guarantee no.

    having driven through that creepy stretch of I-15 many times, this is the least surprising thing i've read all day.
    uke can save the world
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Didn't he read about the Washington man who did the same thing but "died from massive internal trauma"? :fp:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    How do you people think Centaurs are made?

    centaur.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • RKCNDY wrote:
    Didn't he read about the Washington man who did the same thing but "died from massive internal trauma"? :fp:
    What do you mean massive internal trauma? This guy is sick.
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    How do you people think Centaurs are made?

    centaur.jpg

    :lol:
    Nashville-00
    Nashville-03
    Chicago-07
    E.V. Milwaukee-08
    Chicago 1 & 2-09
    Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
    Wrigley-13
    St. Paul-14
    Milwaukee-14
    Denver-22
    St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'm not watching that movie again


    :lol::lol:
  • dougfloyddougfloyd Posts: 2,580
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Didn't he read about the Washington man who did the same thing but "died from massive internal trauma"? :fp:

    Massive internal trauma, sounds like a good band name :lol:
    1998 - Noblesville
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    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    sounds alot like wisconsin.
    81 is now off the air

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  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    81 wrote:
    sounds alot like wisconsin.

    Speaking of such, I saw 2 donkeys fucking in a field last Wednesday. Not that they would be fucking anywhere else.
    Nashville-00
    Nashville-03
    Chicago-07
    E.V. Milwaukee-08
    Chicago 1 & 2-09
    Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
    Wrigley-13
    St. Paul-14
    Milwaukee-14
    Denver-22
    St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,923
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    ok, a couple of questions:

    what is a Hurricane man?

    "several items" were found?

    was she hot?

    hurricane is a little bumfuck town in southern utah. a hurricane man would be someone who lives there. the locals drop a syllable and pronounce it "her-kin" (ryhmes with jerkin')

    stepladder, oats, barry white CD, etc.

    the locals usually prefer sheep.





    yeah, this guy was sick but I have to imagine the filly barely noticed.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • imalive wrote:

    yeah, this guy was sick but I have to imagine the filly barely noticed.
    Jewish?
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