Things you don't want to smell in the morning.

brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,682
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
It's morning here in California. I'm having my first cup of coffee and thinking about what I want for breakfast. Suddenly, the acrid odor of raw onions wafts through the house. I discover my wife is peeling onions in the kitchen. I feel a little nauseous. I love my wife but I really, really I hate the smell of raw onions in the morning!

What do you hate to smell in the morning?
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  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    Shit smells so much worse when it is mixed with the scent of air freshener
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  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 2,924
    brianlux wrote:
    What do you hate to smell in the morning?

    Napalm. No, wait...
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  • madtowndavemadtowndave Posts: 4,012
    Eraserhead wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    What do you hate to smell in the morning?

    Napalm. No, wait...
    :lol:
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    I was glad when I woke up yesterday morning and Toronto didn't smell like crap. I definitely didn't want to smell that in the morning.

    For reference, Friday afternoon/night, the entire city was bombarded by a mysterious manure-like smell (http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article ... anada-says).
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A partner's bad breath.
  • men.....


    and love to smell women ..all day..
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