the greatest moments in the history of everything

chadwick

http://youtu.be/dv1bM0pp_o4 - don't mess with keith richards
http://youtu.be/GODaPVTvYKs - keith on swinging a telecaster as if it were a club

folks this is some of the greatest stuff in the entire history of this galaxy we call home. that's a huge statement, true. but then again it's keith richards and keith is the fuckin shit! love him protecting mick & himself then bailing the guy out of jail or whatever.

what do you got that's as great as keith richards swingin his telecaster at some fuckin dude?

love to my dude, keith!

p.s. keith's head trinkets are soo fucking badass (and clangy) it inspires me to get my hair fixed up yet i'll never ever be as cool as the man himself, mr. keith richards

i want head/hair trinkets... now!
they're good noises

SatansFuton

I agree. I love that they released that show in the Archive Series, I crack up every time I hear Keith's guitar drop out.

He also gets the award for greatest T-shirt in rock history

DS1119

I gotta go with this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRWvZO8ag

supersonicyears

DS1119 wrote:

I gotta go with this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRWvZO8ag

notice how the original contestants didn't jump up and down and go crazy while going up to the stage.
You know what that means.

DS1119

supersonicyears wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I gotta go with this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRWvZO8ag

notice how the original contestants didn't jump up and down and go crazy while going up to the stage.
You know what that means.

Yup. Conspiracy. :fp:

chadwick

DS1119 wrote:

I gotta go with this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRWvZO8ag

http://youtu.be/dkSRKUg0puc

supersonicyears

DS1119 wrote:

supersonicyears wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I gotta go with this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRWvZO8ag

notice how the original contestants didn't jump up and down and go crazy while going up to the stage.
You know what that means.

Yup. Conspiracy. :fp:

You need to notify the authorities and the rest of America.

supersonicyears

chadwick wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I gotta go with this one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkRWvZO8ag

http://youtu.be/dkSRKUg0puc

Wow, that's great! Good for her. I wonder if that's in the guiness book for biggest and fasted game show win?

chadwick

poem: (part VIII)

with hand around your throat
fist your teeth down your neck
you're a stupid piece of shit not a ph.d yet your plaques say different
your house in fantacy land is burnt to the ground
stitches upside your skull make smiles day after day across my face
your one nurse wants my curls all over her

let's get back to caving in your weak little chest
before the next sun rising you should be wearing several broken ribs
your punctured lung
your breathing will soon be more open than ever before yet bloody and with great struggle
my horses each one wild and forest kept and as familiar to famish as fame to the frame around your intelligene

arrogance
the top or low section of your mirror
the center of your being
the outter edges of your crust
this is your housing location
the false box is checked
it has been put in black ink by the hand of power

you will be wrapped in barbwire
dropped into the sea of my choosing
your last words will reiterate until caribou migrate through
then and only then will your speech
long or short
be etched into each seedling
planted from valley, rolling hills, cliff side, river bank's edge
clear on up to solid granite
where conifers dwell or in single where wind filled regions
blister the flesh of each man and woman

you teeth will be used as powder to be added to blue, green
orange, red and pink
this will be the masterpiece painting sunset dreams of what it is like to live daily
nightly
without painful struggling plaguing my very bones

your eyes will not been seen
they are as blind as midnight in a cavern of the lost
as if your very own backbone has never been nor will it ever be
this due to your cowardly heartbeating very thin chest
where your heartless thoughts conspire as terrible music fills the air like a bad disease

i will use your fingernail and toenails for decorations
that house my pets
kitten and puppies need a home
meows and barking
cold nights or sweltering days
the shade providing pleasure will not be your character
the burnt hair will not give off flame nor heat
but will give off the sense of despicable

the reputation of under lake filled screaming
will curdel into coagulated swan food
yet passed up by the fowl as they despise

all this and more as the alarm sounds
the walls tumble
the floors give way
temples rise
suns shift
moons lift
and one solitary hornless unicorn
staggers across the stage for a final performance

SatansFuton

The first time James Bond appears on screen in Dr. No. And introduces himself as "Bond. James Bond".

Heisenberg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRemFInfcRw

chadwick

waylon jennings covering neil diamond's, 'sweet caroline'
straight up heaven to the ears
love me some waylon

SatansFuton

A seemingly washed up Max McGee, thinking he wasn't going to play in Super Bowl 1, goes out partying the night before the game. Boyd Dolwer gets injured so a hungover McGee goes into the game with a borrowed helmet (he hadn't even brought his out of the locker room) and scored the first touchdown ever in a Super Bowl.

7 receptions, 138 yards, 2 touchdowns? When I'm hungover I can barely walk, much less win a Super Bowl.

supersonicyears

This guy now wants to lead a quiet life as a firefighting forest ranger flying search and rescue helicopters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f-K-XnHi9I