Robin Williams has THE PLAN!

aerial

HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams....... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
The Plan!

BinauralJam

i've heard this before, when did this come out?

ah 2003 and most of it isnt real

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/b ... s-plan.htm

dimitrispearljam

good reading!!

aerial

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

badbrains

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

Wow, bineral jam attaches a link to show you it's all BS and all you say is "who cares when it came out." Your a joke man. I used to enjoy reading your garbage but now, it's becoming disgraceful to see what you're doing. You must be one bored ass member or you just like to start shit, either way you need to get yourself a hobby or girlfriend.

aerial

badbrains wrote:

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

Wow, bineral jam attaches a link to show you it's all BS and all you say is "who cares when it came out." Your a joke man. I used to enjoy reading your garbage but now, it's becoming disgraceful to see what you're doing. You must be one bored ass member or you just like to start shit, either way you need to get yourself a hobby or girlfriend.

I like how you use better grammar leaving out all the foul language (well most of it) props to you buddy!......Let me admit I did not know it was not true I did not know it was old....my apologies...as I stated I saw it on face book..............I still think its a good plan. As of lately my hobby is reading how lib's can spin truth....

Zoso

williams is funny as hell.

Hugh Freaking Dillon

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

so in the chris rock thread, you call his comedic speech "divisive", but this racist nonsense is a "good plan"?

can you say hypocrite?

Zoso

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

you do know robin was joking with this right?

aerial

Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

so in the chris rock thread, you call his comedic speech "divisive", but this racist nonsense is a "good plan"?

can you say hypocrite?

Racist?

Zoso

number 10 is racist but it's a joke..

BinFrog

100% not true, and 9 years late.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

aerial

Zoso wrote:

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

you do know robin was joking with this right?

According to some on here, I don't even know if he said this........but I like it!

Zoso

BinFrog wrote:

100% not true, and 9 years late.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

there yah go...

aerial

Zoso wrote:

number 10 is racist but it's a joke..

Americans are called ugly? is Racist?

Zoso

aerial wrote:

Zoso wrote:

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

you do know robin was joking with this right?

According to some on here, I don't even know if he said this........but I like it!

ok so now we found out it's not a joke and it was someone's opinion put in robin williams name.. it has some pretty racist stuff in there.. don't you agree?

Zoso

aerial wrote:

Zoso wrote:

number 10 is racist but it's a joke..

Americans are called ugly? is Racist?

"The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE..."

aerial

Zoso wrote:

aerial wrote:

Zoso wrote:

number 10 is racist but it's a joke..

Americans are called ugly? is Racist?

"The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE..."

That is more in line with , we have a culture in America join in or leave..as my grandfather and his father did.....don't try to change America into what ever country you came from.... acclimate or shut up.....

kenny olav

I can't believe people are still falling for this old bullshit that is supposedly the words of Robin Williams. This is the kind of bullshit my elderly conservative relatives used to forward me by email.

The last bit about the Statue of Liberty are the only words that are Williams', and it is obvious that the rest of the words are not his. Robin Williams would never use words like "the Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE..." or "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave" or "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need." Those are the words of a sincere asshole. And they are not the words of a great comedian.

Regarding the last bit about the Statue of Liberty and the baseball bat... my take is that it was Williams' commentary on post-9/11 America... it wasn't meant to be a call for isolationist and reactionary policies against immigrants and Muslims... at the same time I think he knew it was natural reaction to 9/11. It was comedic commentary... and it apparently went over the head of whatever asshole wrote this and attributed it to Williams.

Zoso

kenny olav wrote:

I can't believe people are still falling for this old bullshit that is supposedly the words of Robin Williams. This is the kind of bullshit my elderly conservative relatives used to forward me by email.

The last bit about the Statue of Liberty are the only words that are Williams', and it is obvious that the rest of the words are not his. Robin Williams would never use words like "the Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE..." or "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave" or "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need." Those are the words of a sincere asshole. And they are not the words of a great comedian.

The last bit about the Statue of Liberty and the baseball bat... my take is that it was Williams' commentary on post-9/11 America... it wasn't meant to be a call for isolationist and reactionary policies against immigrants and Muslims... at the same time I think he knew it was natural reaction to 9/11. It was comedic commentary... and it apparently went over the head of whatever asshole wrote this and attributed to Williams.

robin williams is a very liberal leaning democrat... people don't know this. he isn't racist in anyway.

Hugh Freaking Dillon

aerial wrote:

Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:

aerial wrote:

Just saw it on facebook. Who cares when it came out.....It's still a good plan

so in the chris rock thread, you call his comedic speech "divisive", but this racist nonsense is a "good plan"?

can you say hypocrite?

Racist?

this is but ONE example:

"We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers." it's kind of sad you have to be shown a racist comment in your own post.