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Just ran into Steven Seagal

mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
edited October 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Just swung by the local produce store to get some stuff for dinner. Saw this big fat guy talking to a few people. Walk by...Steven Seagal!

Guy looks terrible! Really fat....I mean huge!! Said hi, shook his hand. He was kind of a dick! :lol:

That is all.

:D
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,880
    I dont give a rats ass...

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Too bad you didn't have a copy of "Songs From The Crystal Cave" handy to have him sign.

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Did you strike a ninja pose and threaten to beat his ass?
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I dont give a rats ass...

    :lol::lol::lol:
    If I lived anywhere near you, I'd collect and dump tons of leaves on your yard!
    I'd then drive by as you're raking them up and laugh.

    :D
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
    DS1119 wrote:
    Did you strike a ninja pose and threaten to beat his ass?
    Not only would he have beaten my ass, but I'm pretty sure he'd eat me!

    Huge fatass!

    :lol:
  • London BridgeLondon Bridge USA Posts: 4,733
    mca47 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I dont give a rats ass...

    :lol::lol::lol:
    If I lived anywhere near you, I'd collect and dump tons of leaves on your yard!
    I'd then drive by as you're raking them up and laugh.

    :D

    :lol:
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    mca47 wrote:
    He was kind of a dick! :lol:


    i'm shocked! - said no one
  • bellosjambellosjam Posts: 288
    I worked on a movie with his fat ass back in the day. He was a real psycho! He would always walk on set with a full- length fur coat and two handguns in shoulder holsters! The stuntmen on the film were also his bodyguards, now those dudes were intimidating! We always had to take extra time lighting his scenes because he was self-conscious about his bald spot showing!
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    norm wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    He was kind of a dick! :lol:


    i'm shocked! - said no one

    :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,303
    bellosjam wrote:
    I worked on a movie with his fat ass back in the day. He was a real psycho! He would always walk on set with a full- length fur coat and two handguns in shoulder holsters! The stuntmen on the film were also his bodyguards, now those dudes were intimidating! We always had to take extra time lighting his scenes because he was self-conscious about his bald spot showing!
    :lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    He sucks at acting and is forced to take on roles in shitty productions.

    I'd be a prick too. The overweight factor is fuel to the fire.
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,853
    I still think he could take Chuck Norris
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I still think he could take Chuck Norris


    :lol: maybe - but I think Chuck Norris would be much faster ( at least he's in good shape ) Steven can't even move.
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,853
    mikalina wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I still think he could take Chuck Norris


    :lol: maybe - but I think Chuck Norris would be much faster ( at least he's in good shape ) Steven can't even move.

    Prolly true :lol:
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    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
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    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    You should have taken him to the bank ... the blood bank!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Jason P wrote:
    You should have taken him to the bank ... the blood bank!


    :fp: :lol:
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    he'll always be a cutey to me :D
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