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A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dressed and acted like a frigid, mean-spirited pervert!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands,
when a truck hit us.
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On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dressed and acted like a frigid, mean-spirited pervert!
He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!
And, there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands,
when a truck hit us.
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Yes, they were French and German troopers. I think there's a movie about this incident.
Why? when you're in the military your main responsibility is to follow the orders of your superiors...unfortunately they can not publicly question those orders...just follow them. I know people that were in the military it's almost like brainwashing ... they are very good at training people to obey ... unfortunately
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."
She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
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A hospital spokesman replied, “The man was admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight ...”
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I don't think it the peoples of countries that have a problem with each other, it's the governments and the propaganda.
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102443/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RcLFX5Ymac
This movie is called "A Midnight Clear", it came out in 1992 and has an all-star cast, the whole movie can be found on youtube, it's based on a book and has scenes resemable that moment.
awesome post !!
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“Evildoers”
“Axis of Evil”
“Fox News”
“Obama apology tour”
“Republicans stump speeches”
“ Pledge of allegiance “
“God Bless THIS country”
“Air force Fighters doing flyby at sporting events”
“Sporting events”
Humans are sad little lemmings that will run off the cliff in spite of their own interests. Ex-poor whites that vote republican.
Some can see through this BS but sadly most can’t.
:shock: wow is that bad I hadn't noticed.....maybe you better call the Bat Line or turn on the big bat lamp or something cause it sounds like we are all doomed. :fp:
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Good point! War is crazy.
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
Not doomed just human nature and we as humans will continue to fall prey to these simple tactics. How we got into Iraq, how Hitler got Germans to follow and pretty much every war in which humans sacrifice themselves to the "greater good" or to combat the "Evil Doers". "God bless America".