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Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,685
edited October 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
This will surely create one of the greatest religious debates of our time: ;)

http://www.irreligion.org/2008/08/27/al ... to-heaven/
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    hilarious -- and a nice break from the same boring debates about debt and policy
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
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    Carry on.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    my last dog went into the back yard [will shrug]
    81 is now off the air

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  • PJinILPJinIL Posts: 433
    sheep go to heaven. goats go to hell. :evil:

    Yeah, I think dogs go to heaven, but probably not cats...
    It's amazing what you hear when you take time to listen.
  • F5AgainstOneF5AgainstOne Posts: 1,462
    Most dogs go to heaven, Poodles do not.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,685
    Are miniatures like toy poodles or what some refer to as "rat dogs" true dogs and if not, do they go to heaven?
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,685
    My wife said, "Don't use the term 'rat dog' it's derogatory." No worries, I like all dogs. And rats. In fact, all the pet rats I had as a kid went to heaven. And my toad, Toady.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    All dogs go to heaven. There they teach the marginal people who are admitted to heaven to be better people (like myself). They are fed a lot of water and snausages with every meal.
  • F5AgainstOneF5AgainstOne Posts: 1,462
    What about this dog
    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_780x583/2012/10/24/154450299.jpg
    EV Solo Boston 6/16/11
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    East Troy 9/4/11
    Amsterdam 6/26/12
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    Wrigley Field 7/19-20/13
    Worcester, MA 10/15/13
    Worcester, MA 10/16/13
    Hartford, CT 10/25/13
    Seattle, WA 12/06/13
    Denver, CO 10/22/14
    Fenway 2016 #1
    Fenway 2016 #2
    Fenway 2018 #1
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    of course they are part of the path ...

    the love received is the love that is saved :D

    Terry, McKay, Molly, Scout, Jake, Charlie, Bonnie ... we are the lucky ones!
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    I believe all Gods creatures will be in heaven.



    Revelation 19:11-14 indicates, for example, that Jesus returns to the earth with His army of saints on white horses, “I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war. His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.”
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    F5AgainstOne wrote:
    What about this dog
    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/gallery_780x583/2012/10/24/154450299.jpg



    Awesome!
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    edited November 2021
    Gary Larson is never wrong

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,685
    edited November 2021
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Gary Larson is never wrong



    lollollol Larson! Great!
    Post edited by Sea on
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    If there is a heaven...then they most certainly do...and deserve to be there more than people...
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    lukin2006 wrote:
    If there is a heaven...then they most certainly do...and deserve to be there more than people...

    Is it too late to convert to Dog? I had considered it years ago, but the whole licking my own balls thing was a deal breaker.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    lukin2006 wrote:
    If there is a heaven...then they most certainly do...and deserve to be there more than people...

    Is it too late to convert to Dog? I had considered it years ago, but the whole licking my own balls thing was a deal breaker.


    Deal breaker? That would be a deal maker for me! :mrgreen:


    Now the whole licking my own ass thing...eh it's negotiable. :lol:
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    DS1119 wrote:
    SatansFuton wrote:
    lukin2006 wrote:
    If there is a heaven...then they most certainly do...and deserve to be there more than people...

    Is it too late to convert to Dog? I had considered it years ago, but the whole licking my own balls thing was a deal breaker.


    Deal breaker? That would be a deal maker for me! :mrgreen:


    Now the whole licking my own ass thing...eh it's negotiable. :lol:

    Too many ball licking jokes running through my head right now.....can't....think straight....must burn DS1119
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Yeah but the sniffing of other dogs ass...has to be the deal breaker...right?
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    lukin2006 wrote:
    Yeah but the sniffing of other dogs ass...has to be the deal breaker...right?

    Nah man, that's how you say "what's up?".
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    lukin2006 wrote:
    Yeah but the sniffing of other dogs ass...has to be the deal breaker...right?


    Eh....if it allows me to lick my own balls...I'd have to weigh the options.
  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    DS1119 wrote:
    lukin2006 wrote:
    Yeah but the sniffing of other dogs ass...has to be the deal breaker...right?


    Eh....if it allows me to lick my own balls...I'd have to weigh the options.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,685
    You people are just plain MEAN! Did it ever occur to you that those seemingly rude dog behaviors may be the very things that get you into heaven in the first place? Go sniff that!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    brianlux wrote:
    You people are just plain MEAN! Did it ever occur to you that those seemingly rude dog behaviors may be the very things that get you into heaven in the first place? Go sniff that!


    :lol::lol:
  • hostishostis Posts: 441
    not in my heaven they don't. :)

    yours, they may. ....
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