TRUMP TO OBAMA: Release college transcripts,

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  • PJFAN13
    PJFAN13 Posts: 1,422
    norm wrote:
    Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man

    NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.

    Thank YOU Norm...god I needed that giggle.. :lol:
    (Reminder that there are normal humans in this world)
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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Norm... :lol::lol:

    :oops: I shouldn't be laughing at something taking the piss out of someone. Sorry. :oops:

    BTW.. whoever said scumbag hit the nail on the head....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    redrock wrote:
    Norm... :lol::lol:

    :oops: I shouldn't be laughing at something taking the piss out of someone. Sorry. :oops:

    but this is what he wants! good attention or bad, all he wants is for people to talk about him...that onion piece is actually dead-on accurate
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    GIMME TO TRUMP: Fuck off!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    comebackgirl wrote:
    ....he definitely knows how to play it...and his ego get stroked (snicker) in the process :lol:

    You should never snicker at a good ego stroking! (Even us normal men without douchey hair and Phillips Exeter douchey kids enjoy a good old fashioned stroking.) :o
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  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    norm wrote:
    redrock wrote:
    Norm... :lol::lol:

    :oops: I shouldn't be laughing at something taking the piss out of someone. Sorry. :oops:

    but this is what he wants! good attention or bad, all he wants is for people to talk about him...that onion piece is actually dead-on accurate

    I was jesting as we have been chastised for taking the piss.

    Trump is an attention whore of the worse kind. Wonder what he's 'lacking'? ;)
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    ....he definitely knows how to play it...and his ego get stroked (snicker) in the process :lol:

    You should never snicker at a good ego stroking! (Even us normal men without douchey hair and Phillips Exeter douchey kids enjoy a good old fashioned stroking.) :o
    :think: :o:lol:
    although men without douchey hair probably have a better chance of getting said stroking :think:
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    comebackgirl wrote:
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    ....he definitely knows how to play it...and his ego get stroked (snicker) in the process :lol:

    You should never snicker at a good ego stroking! (Even us normal men without douchey hair and Phillips Exeter douchey kids enjoy a good old fashioned stroking.) :o
    :think: :o:lol:
    although men without douchey hair probably have a better chance of getting said stroking :think:

    :D
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Zoso
    Zoso Posts: 6,425
    trump needs to get over this poor effort to discredit the man..
    I'm just flying around the other side of the world to say I love you

    Sha la la la i'm in love with a jersey girl

    I love you forever and forever :)

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  • whygohome
    whygohome Posts: 2,305
    usamamasan1 wrote:
    Too bad that so many people in this genration despise success.

    Wow.

    (heavy sigh)


    (5 minutes later, fear)
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    usamamasan1 wrote:
    The Art of the Deal.

    He is a hell of a businessman. Too bad that so many people in this genration despise success.
    He and/or his companies have filed for bankruptcy FOUR times! That's, what, Chapter 44! A hell of a businessman, indeed.
    and here we are all talking about him...and he'll probably get a bunch of interviews and hits on FB cause people are just dying to know what the *secret* is....he definitely knows how to play it...and his ego get stroked (snicker) in the process :lol:

    That makes him a hell of a showman. Different.
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  • usamamasan1
    usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    sometimes you have to sell the sizzle and not the steak.

    Barry does the same thing, he is a master at it.
    ABC

    WOOT
  • Kel Varnsen
    Kel Varnsen Posts: 1,952
    There is a very simple response for Obama. All he has to do is make a statement something along the lines of how while he won't release his transcripts, Trumps actions are a good reminder that charity is very important and then say something about how win or lose the election, once it is over he is going to hold a benefit event or something either at the white house (not sure if that is legal) or somewhere else and get a bunch of his famous supporters and have the goal of raising 5 million dollars for his favourite charity.
  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    usamamasan1 wrote:
    sometimes you have to sell the sizzle and not the steak.

    Barry does the same thing, he is a master at it.
    ABC

    WOOT

    Trump is all sizzle, no steak.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    It really looks silly to encourage this type of idiotic call for attention by Trump.
    You can criticize Obama all day long on his policies or inability to get a job done, but this is just a stretch.
    Its all very pety. Does Trump have a show with the Kardashians yet? What does Chuck Norris think of this? Or maybe Honey Boo boo can chime in?
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    and im more surprised that Trump eats at Sizzler.
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  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,036
    This was the announcement I have been hearing about for days? This?

    This about sums it up...

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/10/do ... llion.html
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    dankind wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    He and/or his companies have filed for bankruptcy FOUR times! That's, what, Chapter 44! A hell of a businessman, indeed.
    and here we are all talking about him...and he'll probably get a bunch of interviews and hits on FB cause people are just dying to know what the *secret* is....he definitely knows how to play it...and his ego get stroked (snicker) in the process :lol:

    That makes him a hell of a showman. Different.
    but he does make money off of doing it...not that making money makes him a good business man...but my point being that he's been making it work for him
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    and im more surprised that Trump eats at Sizzler.
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I don't like steak :|
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    What!!!!! Trump's not bringing back the USFL? :( :(

    He probably worried that the Feds will declare that thing on top of his head an endangered species....
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.

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