Dear GOD....

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,433
edited October 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Listen up fucker..
This is SPEEDY talking to you!

I dont ask you for much. Actually I dont remember ever asking you for a damned thing. The Rolling Stones are playing some Shows in New York in December, and tickets go on sale next week. Would it be too much to ask if I can score some tickets? My lovely bride and I want to go to New York and see Mick and Keith. Just make it happen pal!
And I am not going to make you any stupid fucking promises like...I will go to church every Sunday. Face it buddy, Sundays are for FOOTBALL, not to go and listen to your happy horseshit!

So just let me get my tickets...
Ya got that fucker?

:)
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    :fp:
  • Listen up fucker..
    This is SPEEDY talking to you!

    I dont ask you for much. Actually I dont remember ever asking you for a damned thing. The Rolling Stones are playing some Shows in New York in December, and tickets go on sale next week. Would it be too much to ask if I can score some tickets? My lovely bride and I want to go to New York and see Mick and Keith. Just make it happen pal!
    And I am not going to make you any stupid fucking promises like...I will go to church every Sunday. Face it buddy, Sundays are for FOOTBALL, not to go and listen to your happy horseshit!

    So just let me get my tickets...
    Ya got that fucker?

    :)

    Who is this God you speak of?

    BTW - it would be a real miracle if this God helped you get tickets for a show in NY, when the show is in NJ :P
  • Listen up fucker..
    This is SPEEDY talking to you!

    I dont ask you for much. Actually I dont remember ever asking you for a damned thing. The Rolling Stones are playing some Shows in New York in December, and tickets go on sale next week. Would it be too much to ask if I can score some tickets? My lovely bride and I want to go to New York and see Mick and Keith. Just make it happen pal!
    And I am not going to make you any stupid fucking promises like...I will go to church every Sunday. Face it buddy, Sundays are for FOOTBALL, not to go and listen to your happy horseshit!

    So just let me get my tickets...
    Ya got that fucker?

    :)

    Who is this God you speak of?

    BTW - it would be a real miracle if this God helped you get tickets for a show in NY, when the show is in NJ :P
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Speedy in 2000 I prayed to God to give me tickets to a Pearl Jam concert. I didn't get ten club tickets. I prayed all night, I negotiated with God, told him I would be happy with the first,second or third row. It was his choice. He gave me second row right in front of Eddie. Thank you God :D

    I'm not quite sure if your way of asking is gonna work though. :lol:
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • the only God i know is Mike McCready.....

    i didnt know he works for Ticketmaster.. :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Speedy in 2000 I prayed to God to give me tickets to a Pearl Jam concert. I didn't get ten club tickets. I prayed all night, I negotiated with God, told him I would be happy with the first,second or third row. It was his choice. He gave me second row right in front of Eddie. Thank you God :D

    I'm not quite sure if your way of asking is gonna work though. :lol:
    Mr. God better get me my Rolling Stones tickets.
    Because if I dont get my tickets?

    When it comes time to meet my maker....
    Im gonna kick him right in the nuts!
    666 times!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • btw.i just saw that..
    Location: TOUCHDOWN SETTLE!!!!!!!!


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Speedy in 2000 I prayed to God to give me tickets to a Pearl Jam concert. I didn't get ten club tickets. I prayed all night, I negotiated with God, told him I would be happy with the first,second or third row. It was his choice. He gave me second row right in front of Eddie. Thank you God :D

    I'm not quite sure if your way of asking is gonna work though. :lol:
    Mr. God better get me my Rolling Stones tickets.
    Because if I dont get my tickets?

    When it comes time to meet my maker....
    Im gonna kick him right in the nuts!
    666 times!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrSiIqCpxB8
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Speedy in 2000 I prayed to God to give me tickets to a Pearl Jam concert. I didn't get ten club tickets. I prayed all night, I negotiated with God, told him I would be happy with the first,second or third row. It was his choice. He gave me second row right in front of Eddie. Thank you God :D

    I'm not quite sure if your way of asking is gonna work though. :lol:
    Mr. God better get me my Rolling Stones tickets.
    Because if I dont get my tickets?

    When it comes time to meet my maker....
    Im gonna kick him right in the nuts!
    666 times!
    You're gonna have to get past Peter and he's a badass. I think it's gonna be a no go. But Satan will be glad to meet you. :shock:
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    It will be done, my child

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    On a side note, I remember praying to God back when I was in high school in '97 that Keith wouldn't kick the bucket before I got the chance to see The Stones later that year. I really didn't think he was going to make it, but I feel pretty silly about it now. I'm not going to say it worked, but there is some unnatural force keeping that man alive.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    Because if I dont get my tickets?

    When it comes time to meet my maker....
    Im gonna kick him right in the nuts!
    666 times!

    :lol:
    Nice shirt.
  • Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?
    "In the age of darkness
    want to be enlightened"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?

    I'm assuming you've never been to a Stones concert. Even though I probably rank Pearl Jam as my favorite band, The Stones are far and away the best concert I've ever been to. Being in the presence of Mick, Keith and Charlie... and even Ronnie, is something to behold. Sure, they're not as good as they used to be (who is?), but it's still the FUCKING STONES!!!! And if Mick Taylor and Bill Wyman make appearances (short or long) as they are rumored to, then I'd pray for some damn tickets too. But Speedy has God dibs, so I'll just watch the second Newark show on Pay Per View like everybody else and enjoy it.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • foodboyfoodboy Posts: 988
    have you seen the prices for these tickets? you might want to ask god to either remortgage your property or win the lottery. over a thousand dollars to be in the front pit. good luck to you , i will keep my memories from 1976 at maple leaf gardens as well as the numerous other shows. they ain't worth it any more. no one is at that price.
  • Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ
    in top 5 songs ever writen!!!

    Keith solo is the shit..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ
    in top 5 songs ever writen!!!

    Keith solo is the shit..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9Qy4gy4Ro
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ

    Oh hell yeah, that's from the St. Louis show on the Bridges To Babylon tour. I remember watching that on Pay Per View, and the DVD (while it has no special features or anything) is great. I'm not a big fan of the arrangement of SFTD in the modern era, but when you're there you'll still rock out all the same.

    By the way, in the future when anybody asks why you want to see the Stones, just post this....

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Why are you wasting a prayer on Stones tickets anyway? :?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLddJ1WceHQ

    Oh hell yeah, that's from the St. Louis show on the Bridges To Babylon tour. I remember watching that on Pay Per View, and the DVD (while it has no special features or anything) is great. I'm not a big fan of the arrangement of SFTD in the modern era, but when you're there you'll still rock out all the same.
    I was at Soldier Field in Chicago, when they kicked off that Tour...
    Opening Night....

    EASILY the GREATEST show I have ever seen....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • [
    in top 5 songs ever writen!!!

    Keith solo is the shit..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9Qy4gy4Ro
    so Mike...except pj....all the rest of the bands you like are Brittish?? ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Seriously...
    Does it get any better than this???

    Just watch this full video...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDS128RNCKs
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    edited October 2012
    Seriously...
    Does it get any better than this???

    Just watch this full video...


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDS128RNCKs

    While I do love that song, and all of Bridges To Babylon, I think it does...

    (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - Madison Square Garden '69
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RCgHRRDTI4

    Even though I'm so tired of that song, and I rarely listen to it (it's kind of like Even Flow on live albums to RS fans) this version kicks so much fucking ass it is unreal. I probably listen to it every day, but it's only on the Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out box set, so invest. There's also some really good videos on the DVD that comes in the box.

    Edit: By the way, the sound quality on that video is nowhere near the sound quality on Ya-Ya's.
    Post edited by SatansFuton on
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • I saw them do this one live...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELr-M1I1QQ
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Did someone here really ask me why I want to go see the Stones???


    My favorite lyric from any song...By any band

    'The sunshine bores the daylights out of me"


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMWsiY2bQFw
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I saw them do this one live...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELr-M1I1QQ

    I've never seen them play "Sister Morphine". They played it a lot on the Bridges To Babylon Tour, but luckily for me the night they stopped here they switched it out with "Dead Flowers", which is one of my favorite songs. And luckily the people doing the "Web Vote" (that was so impressive back then, for those that weren't there, basically the folks at home got to vote on a Web Vote song that the people at the show would hear) voted for us to get "Star Star", whoever those people are thank you.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • I saw them do this one live...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELr-M1I1QQ

    I've never seen them play "Sister Morphine". They played it a lot on the Bridges To Babylon Tour, but luckily for me the night they stopped here they switched it out with "Dead Flowers", which is one of my favorite songs. And luckily the people doing the "Web Vote" (that was so impressive back then, for those that weren't there, basically the folks at home got to vote on a Web Vote song that the people at the show would hear) voted for us to get "Star Star", whoever those people are thank you.
    I had to laugh...
    Our web vote song??

    Im pretty sure it was Under My Thumb....

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I wanted DEAD FLOWERS SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Did someone here really ask me why I want to go see the Stones???


    My favorite lyric from any song...By any band

    'The sunshine bores the daylights out of me"


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMWsiY2bQFw

    Probably one of my Top 5 Stones songs. Unfortunately there's no really good official live version of it. The only time it's been released officially is on Live Licks, and that version is edited in half and sucks. I can't believe it wasn't on "Ladies And Gentlemen.... The Rolling Stones". The versions on Back Strap Jacket (Perth/Sydney '73 Bootleg) are fantastic, which is why I'm still holding out hope it sees a release. Maybe not for the last of the Archive Series, since we still don't have a Brian Jones era concert (and there's only supposed to be one more), but it needs to be released. It just needs some mixing and cleaning up and it could be a badass double live album.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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