I had a young little blond doctor for my last check up, she was maybe 23, she fondled me for about 4 minutes, no lie, closests i've come to cheating on my wife. I'll remember her always.
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I had a young little blond doctor for my last check up, she was maybe 23, she fondled me for about 4 minutes, no lie, closests i've come to cheating on my wife. I'll remember her always.
:shock: Last time I went, I had a woman about 25, but she was built like an ox... but she had to go get another woman/nurse to come in when it was time to drop my drawers. It was awkward.. she just walks in , stands there, looks at your junk while the ox jingles the jewels, and leaves. I guess for witness so you cant sue them for excessive fondlage... Of course, I said, "why not invite the receptionist in too, and make it a party?" No one laughed. I guess that joke is old in her profession.
I had a young little blond doctor for my last check up, she was maybe 23, she fondled me for about 4 minutes, no lie, closests i've come to cheating on my wife. I'll remember her always.
:shock: Last time I went, I had a woman about 25, but she was built like an ox... but she had to go get another woman/nurse to come in when it was time to drop my drawers. It was awkward.. she just walks in , stands there, looks at your junk while the ox jingles the jewels, and leaves. I guess for witness so you cant sue them for excessive fondlage... Of course, I said, "why not invite the receptionist in too, and make it a party?" No one laughed. I guess that joke is old in her profession.
Doesn't it suck when you get a good joke in and everybody's to uptight to laugh. Well this is the no fun thread.
I had a young little blond doctor for my last check up, she was maybe 23, she fondled me for about 4 minutes, no lie, closests i've come to cheating on my wife. I'll remember her always.
:shock: Last time I went, I had a woman about 25, but she was built like an ox... but she had to go get another woman/nurse to come in when it was time to drop my drawers. It was awkward.. she just walks in , stands there, looks at your junk while the ox jingles the jewels, and leaves. I guess for witness so you cant sue them for excessive fondlage... Of course, I said, "why not invite the receptionist in too, and make it a party?" No one laughed. I guess that joke is old in her profession.
In what world are these last two posts not fun?
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I had a young little blond doctor for my last check up, she was maybe 23, she fondled me for about 4 minutes, no lie, closests i've come to cheating on my wife. I'll remember her always.
:shock: Last time I went, I had a woman about 25, but she was built like an ox... but she had to go get another woman/nurse to come in when it was time to drop my drawers. It was awkward.. she just walks in , stands there, looks at your junk while the ox jingles the jewels, and leaves. I guess for witness so you cant sue them for excessive fondlage... Of course, I said, "why not invite the receptionist in too, and make it a party?" No one laughed. I guess that joke is old in her profession.
In what world are these last two posts not fun?
They're just not fun. Hard to describe. I tried to make it fun, but that was even just out of place. I think there should be a rule, no blaring lights from overhead when one person must disrobe. Im bringing candles to the doctor next time...
:shock: Last time I went, I had a woman about 25, but she was built like an ox... but she had to go get another woman/nurse to come in when it was time to drop my drawers. It was awkward.. she just walks in , stands there, looks at your junk while the ox jingles the jewels, and leaves. I guess for witness so you cant sue them for excessive fondlage... Of course, I said, "why not invite the receptionist in too, and make it a party?" No one laughed. I guess that joke is old in her profession.
In what world are these last two posts not fun?
They're just not fun. Hard to describe. I tried to make it fun, but that was even just out of place. I think there should be a rule, no blaring lights from overhead when one person must disrobe. Im bringing candles to the doctor next time...
Yeah, because that wouldn't be weird!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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No Fun Thread.... :P
1995 San Francisco
San Jose
San Diego 2 shows
2003 Missoula
2005 Missoula
2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty
Gorge 2 shows
2009 Utah
LA1
LA2
2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"
2013 Portland
Spokane
2018 Missoula
:fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
You are so right
And the lady at the ATM who forgot how that works, spends an extra 10 min.
Or maybe I'm just cranky.
1995 San Francisco
San Jose
San Diego 2 shows
2003 Missoula
2005 Missoula
2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty
Gorge 2 shows
2009 Utah
LA1
LA2
2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"
2013 Portland
Spokane
2018 Missoula
must have been banished...
no fun.
Why yes I do believe it is!! What a sad little crunchwrap!
Noi it isn't. And it's sad that I know what the wrapper looks like
I had a young little blond doctor for my last check up, she was maybe 23, she fondled me for about 4 minutes, no lie, closests i've come to cheating on my wife. I'll remember her always.
is that your fridge? looks a lot like the way ours normally does
Hahaha no it's not...that fridge looks straight outta the 80's!
:shock:
Doesn't it suck when you get a good joke in and everybody's to uptight to laugh. Well this is the no fun thread.
That's what I thought too
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
They're just not fun. Hard to describe. I tried to make it fun, but that was even just out of place. I think there should be a rule, no blaring lights from overhead when one person must disrobe. Im bringing candles to the doctor next time...
1995 San Francisco
San Jose
San Diego 2 shows
2003 Missoula
2005 Missoula
2006 Denver 2 shows with Tom Petty
Gorge 2 shows
2009 Utah
LA1
LA2
2012 Missoula : Meet and Greet : "Instant Classic show"
2013 Portland
Spokane
2018 Missoula