Hogs eat Oregon farmer

lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
edited October 2012 in A Moving Train
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    That's what omnivores do..... :twisted:
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  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,492
    All that work down the drain. No one is going to eat those hogs.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    You're finding some interesting stories this morning!

    I shouldn't laugh at these - not that I am - but sometimes life is just absurd.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,156
    Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

    Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

    They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    not only can hogs eat people but they eat each other too. when i worked for this hog farmer who owned a lot of land and a lot of hogs i quit eating pork and the like (ham & sausage) because working with hogs all day the last thing i wanted to eat was fucking pig.

    you want flies go to a hog farm. you want high concentrations of ammonia. blah blah blah hogs hogs hogs. they always have eaten people.

    that one hog farmer in b.c. fed his hogs prostitutes for christ sakes. wow @ that guy!
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  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    Jason P wrote:
    Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

    Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

    They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Well, we eat them...........
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    you cant kill him if hes wearing people clothes.
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  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
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