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unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
edited October 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Random observations on my trek west to Montana:

1 Airport concourse shopping offers quite a variety for interested consumers. But has anyone ever actually purchased a 3-foot hovercraft before boarding a plane?

B) $9.99 for in-flight wi-fi is too much

III: I found it oddly specific when the TSA agent announced that marshmallow fluff could not be taken through the security checkpoint
15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,929
    My random observation?

    American Airlines can kiss my big fat ass......

    Good morning!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My random observation?

    American Airlines can kiss my big fat ass......

    Good morning!

    Delta, baby.

    And what do I have to do to get a ride in one of the little zippy cars?

    Or, preferably, to get to drive one?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    high speed trains!
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    guacamolejoeguacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My random observation?

    American Airlines can kiss my big fat ass......

    Good morning!

    My wife ( disgruntled employee ) feels the same way................. :think:

    although her ass is not as "fat" as yours................ :lol:
    So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
    What You Giving

    I suggest you step out on your Porch.
    Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,929
    guacamolejoe wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My random observation?

    American Airlines can kiss my big fat ass......

    Good morning!

    My wife ( disgruntled employee ) feels the same way................. :think:

    although her ass is not as "fat" as yours................ :lol:
    Good lord...
    I would hope not!!!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,544
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My random observation?

    American Airlines can kiss my big fat ass......

    Good morning!

    After this summer's trip with them and the nightmare that was the Dallas airport, never again. :nono:
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,490
    guacamolejoe wrote:
    :

    although her ass is not as "fat" as yours................ :lol:
    itsa not..i can confirm that.. 8-)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    guacamolejoeguacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    guacamolejoe wrote:
    :

    although her ass is not as "fat" as yours................ :lol:
    itsa not..i can confirm that.. 8-)

    With ALL the beautiful women hanging around you at the shows, you still " looking" at my wife's ass :nono: ........................ ;)

    It's a good thing I come from Astoria, NY ( Little Athens )
    I know how much you Greeks love asses.......................... :lol:
    So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
    What You Giving

    I suggest you step out on your Porch.
    Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Random observations on my trek west to Montana:

    1 Airport concourse shopping offers quite a variety for interested consumers. But has anyone ever actually purchased a 3-foot hovercraft before boarding a plane?

    B) $9.99 for in-flight wi-fi is too much

    III: I found it oddly specific when the TSA agent announced that marshmallow fluff could not be taken through the security checkpoint


    See you in Missoula with my 3 foot hovercraft.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,490
    guacamolejoe wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    guacamolejoe wrote:
    :

    although her ass is not as "fat" as yours................ :lol:
    itsa not..i can confirm that.. 8-)

    With ALL the beautiful women hanging around you at the shows, you still " looking" at my wife's ass :nono: ........................ ;)

    It's a good thing I come from Astoria, NY ( Little Athens )
    I know how much you Greeks love asses.......................... :lol:
    :lol:;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Jet Blue is great. Air Lingus (ireland) is a hilarious name for an airline.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Jet Blue is great. Air Lingus (ireland) is a hilarious name for an airline.

    It makes me giggle every time.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    You don't want my thoughts on airlines.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    DS1119 wrote:
    You don't want my thoughts on airlines.
    Oh I do.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Black Diamond wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    You don't want my thoughts on airlines.
    Oh I do.


    Search this forum for panic attack.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DS1119 wrote:
    You don't want my thoughts on airlines.

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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Random observations on my trek west to Montana:

    1 Airport concourse shopping offers quite a variety for interested consumers. But has anyone ever actually purchased a 3-foot hovercraft before boarding a plane?

    B) $9.99 for in-flight wi-fi is too much

    III: I found it oddly specific when the TSA agent announced that marshmallow fluff could not be taken through the security checkpoint


    See you in Missoula with my 3 foot hovercraft.


    hehe.....hovercraft...
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    dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,544
    DS1119 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    You don't want my thoughts on airlines.
    Oh I do.


    Search this forum for panic attack.

    So you managed to survive the flight to MT? And you're already drunk at this point? Am I all caught up now? :lol:;)
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
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    mca47mca47 Posts: 13,264
    I love to fly, I just hate the people that are on the plane and in the airport with me. :lol:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dougfloyd wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:

    Oh I do.


    Search this forum for panic attack.

    So you managed to survive the flight to MT? And you're already drunk at this point? Am I all caught up now? :lol:;)

    I don't think he's there yet, but drunk already - probably
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    iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    edited September 2012
    never mind, I found the answer online.
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    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,291
    moving walkways in airports..you are supposed to walk on those fuckers...it's not an amusement ride.
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    mca47mca47 Posts: 13,264
    pjhawks wrote:
    moving walkways in airports..you are supposed to walk on those fuckers...it's not an amusement ride.

    Yeah, I'm always rushing for my flight and I get so pissed when two fat old people are standing side by side with their giant carry-on bags on those things. GET OUT OF THE WAY! Christ, THEY are the ones that should be walking and getting some exercise! :lol:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I have a good pat down story for around the campfire...
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    lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Flown US Airways twice and they lost my luggage both times. I like Frontier flown it a couple times. Overall impression of flying is it gets you their quick, but generally a royal pain in the ass with all the security and not comfortable.
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dougfloyd wrote:
    So you managed to survive the flight to MT? And you're already drunk at this point? Am I all caught up now? :lol:;)

    I don't think he's there yet, but drunk already - probably


    I am here...and yes a little drunk. :lol:
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    The volume of stuff people put in their carry on luggage is unbelievable.

    Afroannie could have left her bowling ball at home for this trip.

    That's what I thought when I was being helpful taking down her rolling suitcase from the storage bin, because she is so adorably petite that she can't reach it.

    Next thing I knew, I was pinned on the floor of the aisle, with a crew using a hydraulic jack to extricate me.

    I might be slightly exaggerating.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    iwasatpj20iwasatpj20 Rockford, IL Posts: 3,352
    At the airport waiting for my flight to Denver. Not going to arrive in Missoula until almost 9PM MT. It is what it is there.

    I'd rather trust myself with security at an airport in comparison to trusting the TSA.
    2000 - Chicago, IL
    2003 - Champaign, IL
    2006 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2
    2007 - Chicago, IL Lollapalooza
    2009 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2
    2010 - St. Louis, MO
    2011 - East Troy, WI 1 & 2 (PJ20 Destination Weekend)
    2012 - Atlanta, GA, Missoula, MT
    2013 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), Dallas, TX, Oklahoma City, OK
    2014 - St. Louis, MO, Tulsa, OK, Moline, IL (No Code, IL), Saint Paul, MN, Milwaukee, WI (Yield, WI)
    2016 - Greenville, SC (Vs, SC), Raleigh, NC, Columbia, SC, Boston, MA (Fenway Park 1), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
    2018 - Seattle, WA (Safeco Field 2), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2), Boston, MA (Fenway Park 2)
    2020 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, ??
    2022 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Las Vegas, NV
    2023 - St. Paul, MN 2, Fort Worth, TX 2, Austin, TX 1, and Austin, TX 2
    2024 - Portland, OR and Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)


    2012 - Temple of the Dog East Troy, WI (PJ20 Destination Weekend)
    2014 - Soundgarden Tinley Park, IL (with Nine Inch Nails)
    2014 - Alice in Chains Davenport, IA
    2016 - Chris Cornell Solo Madison, WI and Peoria, IL (official hometown show)
    2016 - Temple of the Dog San Francisco, CA (both shows)
    2017 - Soundgarden Dallas (cancelled) RIP Chris Cornell
    2018 - Smashing Pumpkins Chicago, IL (first show)
    2019 - Alice in Chains Milwaukee, WI
    2022 - Jerry Cantrell Chicago, IL
    2023 - Jerry Cantrell Milwaukee, WI

    RIP Andrew Wood, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, and Chris Cornell

    RIP Mom (may your star shine the brightest in the sky, our family loves and misses you very much, we'll meet again)

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    dougfloyddougfloyd Fishers, IN Posts: 2,544
    unlost dogs wrote:
    The volume of stuff people put in their carry on luggage is unbelievable.

    I have become guilty of this too since airlines charge for checked bags. I try to take everything in a carry on if I can. Have to get up at 4am tomorrow to head to the airport for San Fran, ugh. I'm hoping I don't get stuck next to a talker, I just want to get on the plane and hopefully go back to sleep. Not looking forward to the long day of travelling.
    1998 - Noblesville
    2000 - Noblesville
    2010 - Noblesville
    2011 - EV solo St Louis, PJ20 Alpine Valley
    2012 - San Fran (Oracle)
    2013 - Wrigley, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincy, St Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Lexington, Wrigley
    2018 - Wrigley
    2022 - Nashville, St Louis
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    JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,451
    dougfloyd wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    The volume of stuff people put in their carry on luggage is unbelievable.

    I have become guilty of this too since airlines charge for checked bags. I try to take everything in a carry on if I can. Have to get up at 4am tomorrow to head to the airport for San Fran, ugh. I'm hoping I don't get stuck next to a talker, I just want to get on the plane and hopefully go back to sleep. Not looking forward to the long day of travelling.


    San Francisco, eh? ;)
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