Practically? I had to show him how to use the indoor plumbing...
He thought the GPS directions were part of a conspiracy theory!
For real...I was using the GPS on my phone once, and he hurled it on the interstate when he heard the electronic lady telling us what to do. It was awkward for a minute.
Practically? I had to show him how to use the indoor plumbing...
did you see his face when we told him about grocery stores? he couldn't figure out why we didn't kill our meals with our bare hands
Funny story - we were in the meat aisle, and he looked at the butcher and said "I'll take him". I had to explain that just because he's behind the counter doesn't mean he can be purchased. Eyes on the display case.
Practically? I had to show him how to use the indoor plumbing...
did you see his face when we told him about grocery stores? he couldn't figure out why we didn't kill our meals with our bare hands
Funny story - we were in the meat aisle, and he looked at the butcher and said "I'll take him". I had to explain that just because he's behind the counter doesn't mean he can be purchased. Eyes on the display case.
:fp:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Practically? I had to show him how to use the indoor plumbing...
did you see his face when we told him about grocery stores? he couldn't figure out why we didn't kill our meals with our bare hands
Funny story - we were in the meat aisle, and he looked at the butcher and said "I'll take him". I had to explain that just because he's behind the counter doesn't mean he can be purchased. Eyes on the display case.
he did promise to get at least a basic cell phone after this weeknd...
he did promise to get at least a basic cell phone after this weeknd...
at one point i was about to go buy him a pre paid phone...we can only take this luddism for so long
nice use of "luddism"
If I had known then what I know now...
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"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
I have no way to get hold of him in Glacier National Park... Smoke signals?
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Practically? I had to show him how to use the indoor plumbing...
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
did you see his face when we told him about grocery stores? he couldn't figure out why we didn't kill our meals with our bare hands
Loved Snake duck.
For real...I was using the GPS on my phone once, and he hurled it on the interstate when he heard the electronic lady telling us what to do. It was awkward for a minute.
Funny story - we were in the meat aisle, and he looked at the butcher and said "I'll take him". I had to explain that just because he's behind the counter doesn't mean he can be purchased. Eyes on the display case.
You mean the "I'm still hungry and this garlic bread looks delicious" look? Yeah, that was the look I had ... :x
"Let's check Idaho."
Yep, thats the look exactly.
he did promise to get at least a basic cell phone after this weeknd...
at one point i was about to go buy him a pre paid phone...we can only take this luddism for so long
at one point, i was getting phone calls for him on my phone.
i do not kid. :fp:
doesn't matter though...we got him to the show! can't believe his mom threw out his tix :fp:
no, this is 81....
oh...is dan there?
:fp:
Was it Smokey Bear?
it was laurie marie and she seemed suprised that i answered, even tho she had texted me earlier in the weekend. :fp:
I just had this shipped to his lair. He's gonna be so grateful!
better get one with a hand crank
did one of these come with it?
nice use of "luddism"
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14