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Non Believers...you may burn in hell

Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
edited September 2012 in A Moving Train
:shock: don't ya just hate when someone post thing's just to piss you off ? I thought some of you might enjoy a taste of your own bullshit ;)

Godfather.
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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    but its true -- because you said may - so basically you could have said anything there and it would be true ---- it may happen
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
    Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question is May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.

    Two options exist:

    If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
    If hell is expanding at a rate faster then the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

    So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...

    Thus hell is exothermic.

    The student, Tim Graham, got the only A in the class.

    School of Physics, University of Sydney
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    did you notice at all in the other thread that everyone else treated it as a worthy discussion topic? ... and that there was a post hoping that it would not degenerate - something that was happening until you showed up in it ... does that not make you think that maybe ... just maybe you are taking things the wrong way?
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
    Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question is May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.

    Two options exist:

    If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
    If hell is expanding at a rate faster then the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

    So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...

    Thus hell is exothermic.

    The student, Tim Graham, got the only A in the class.

    School of Physics, University of Sydney

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: nice one !

    Godfather
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    polaris_x wrote:
    did you notice at all in the other thread that everyone else treated it as a worthy discussion topic? ... and that there was a post hoping that it would not degenerate - something that was happening until you showed up in it ... does that not make you think that maybe ... just maybe you are taking things the wrong way?

    no....it makes me realize that most people have no respect for anybody but them selves.

    Godfather.
  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Godfather. wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    did you notice at all in the other thread that everyone else treated it as a worthy discussion topic? ... and that there was a post hoping that it would not degenerate - something that was happening until you showed up in it ... does that not make you think that maybe ... just maybe you are taking things the wrong way?

    no....it makes me realize that most people have no respect for anybody but them selves.

    Godfather.

    You are unreal. Unreal. I'll let your posts speak for themselves...
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    Godfather. wrote:
    no....it makes me realize that most people have no respect for anybody but them selves.

    Godfather.

    soo ... you think it's ok to laugh really hard at someone's accidental death yet an intellectual discussion on the future of religion is offensive?
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    whygohome wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    did you notice at all in the other thread that everyone else treated it as a worthy discussion topic? ... and that there was a post hoping that it would not degenerate - something that was happening until you showed up in it ... does that not make you think that maybe ... just maybe you are taking things the wrong way?

    no....it makes me realize that most people have no respect for anybody but them selves.

    Godfather.

    You are unreal. Unreal. I'll let your posts speak for themselves...
    and yours as well...

    Godfather.
  • KatKat Posts: 4,895
    stop getting personal...even though the OP started out by getting personal. Don't do that. Just stick to the topic or this thread is done.
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Kat wrote:
    stop getting personal...even though the OP started out by getting personal. Don't do that. Just stick to the topic or this thread is done.

    Close the thread, please. It is childish nonsense directed at me and it will go nowhere.
  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Whats the point of this thread!
    I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin

    "Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
  • KatKat Posts: 4,895
    I'm finding some other comments directed to someone personally too. Stop it now or get a timeout...person who's doing that. :nono:
    Falling down,...not staying down
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