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SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
edited September 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Or going to the 7-11...

Become the same as going to the Casino?

Every single time I walk in to a gas station or convenience store, why do I ALWAYS have to deal with the fucking lottery fuckers?

Give me a $1 straight pick 3
Give me a $1 box pick 4
Let me have 3 little lotto's
Let me have 4 quick picks for tomorrows Big Game
Is there a lotto game Saturday?

6am this morning, trying to buy a gallon of milk, and I have to wait 10 minutes for Mrs. Lottery, to get her gambling fix? At 6am?
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  • Wma31394Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Or going to the 7-11...

    Become the same as going to the Casino?

    Every single time I walk in to a gas station or convenience store, why do I ALWAYS have to deal with the fucking lottery fuckers?

    Give me a $1 straight pick 3
    Give me a $1 box pick 4
    Let me have 3 little lotto's
    Let me have 4 quick picks for tomorrows Big Game
    Is there a lotto game Saturday?

    6am this morning, trying to buy a gallon of milk, and I have to wait 10 minutes for Mrs. Lottery, to get her gambling fix? At 6am?

    Degenerates trying to recoup some of their losses they wagered on the beloved last night...
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Wma31394 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Or going to the 7-11...

    Become the same as going to the Casino?

    Every single time I walk in to a gas station or convenience store, why do I ALWAYS have to deal with the fucking lottery fuckers?

    Give me a $1 straight pick 3
    Give me a $1 box pick 4
    Let me have 3 little lotto's
    Let me have 4 quick picks for tomorrows Big Game
    Is there a lotto game Saturday?

    6am this morning, trying to buy a gallon of milk, and I have to wait 10 minutes for Mrs. Lottery, to get her gambling fix? At 6am?

    Degenerates trying to recoup some of their losses they wagered on the beloved last night...
    Yeah..
    The beloved...
    :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,120
    Lotto tickets.....like crack for non-crack-addicted idiots.
    What a complete waste of money. I have the same experience frequently. The clown actually holds everyone up so that they can pick which specific tickets they waste their govt money on.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Or going to the 7-11...

    Become the same as going to the Casino?

    Every single time I walk in to a gas station or convenience store, why do I ALWAYS have to deal with the fucking lottery fuckers?

    Give me a $1 straight pick 3
    Give me a $1 box pick 4
    Let me have 3 little lotto's
    Let me have 4 quick picks for tomorrows Big Game
    Is there a lotto game Saturday?

    6am this morning, trying to buy a gallon of milk, and I have to wait 10 minutes for Mrs. Lottery, to get her gambling fix? At 6am?



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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Or going to the 7-11...

    Become the same as going to the Casino?

    Every single time I walk in to a gas station or convenience store, why do I ALWAYS have to deal with the fucking lottery fuckers?

    Give me a $1 straight pick 3
    Give me a $1 box pick 4
    Let me have 3 little lotto's
    Let me have 4 quick picks for tomorrows Big Game
    Is there a lotto game Saturday?

    6am this morning, trying to buy a gallon of milk, and I have to wait 10 minutes for Mrs. Lottery, to get her gambling fix? At 6am?
    It's a tax on the poor. And it's the dumbest form of gambling ever. Plus, how awesome would it be to host a contest and you get to take back 40% of the winnings even though you already had totally wet your beak?

    Why can't I bet on the NFL spread yet again?

    :fp:

    Also, wasn't the lottery supposed to fix our nation's schools? :think:
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    know what you mean..very irritating. There should be a line for lottery only. And then sometimes you get 'well, wait, I want such and such kind instead...and go ahead and give me three of these...' Really? People are behind you. Waiting.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Jason P wrote:

    Also, wasn't the lottery supposed to fix our nation's schools? :think:
    The MASS CORRUPTION that HAS to go on with the lottery here in Chicago, and the State of Illinois, is mind boggling to me.

    It HAS to be corrupted.

    Half of ALL ticket sales goes right to the State. Right? If the jackpot is $40 million, then that means $80 million tickets were sold. Right? Then when the guy takes a one lump sum on his $40 million winnings, he is taxed 40% right of the top. Right? And all that money is going to the schools and the roads? BULLSHIT!
    How much money, in the last 20 years, has been collected by the state of Illinois due to the sales of lottery tickets? GAZILLIONS! Where the fuck has all that money gone?
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,120
    Where does all of the Chicago money go?
    When your mayor is Thomas Kane.....oh yeah, that is just on television.

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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,823
    Jason P wrote:
    Why can't I bet on the NFL spread yet again?

    :fp:


    I wonder that all the time. People play the lotto like complete fucking degenerates, yet you can only throw down a sports bet in Vegas. Like Speedy said, it's the worst when these fucking people hold you up
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    edited September 2012
    Indifference71 wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    Why can't I bet on the NFL spread yet again?

    :fp:


    I wonder that all the time. People play the lotto like complete fucking degenerates, yet you can only throw down a sports bet in Vegas. Like Speedy said, it's the worst when these fucking people hold you up
    Last years Illinois lottery sales?

    2.6 BILLION!!!!!!

    We should be driving on roads made of Gold!
    And our students should all be Rhodes Scholars, with all the fucking money being put into the schools.

    Where the fuck is all that money really going?
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    No lottery at Wawa's, only self service machines in PA.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    milk?!!? at a gas station?!?! :fp:
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,823
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Last years Illinois lottery sales?

    2.6 BILLION!!!!!!

    We should be driving on roads made of Gold!
    And our students should all be Rhodes Scholars, with all the fucking money being out into the schools.

    Where the fuck is all that money really going?


    Jesus Christ....2.6 billion in Illinois alone. Fucking crazy.

    I'd love to know exactly where all that money goes. Knowing this state, there has to be some shady business going on.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    milk?!!? at a gas station?!?! :fp:
    I was at 7-11 for the milk...
    Smartass...

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    The MASS CORRUPTION that HAS to go on with the lottery here in Chicago, and the State of Illinois, is mind boggling to me.

    These numbers are mind boggling.
    It's no wonder you have to wait 10 minutes to buy a gallon of milk.


    Illinois Lottery FY12 Sales Top $2.67 Billion
    Transfers to Good Causes Exceed $708 Million; Final Profit Analysis Awaits Audit

    Springfield, IL – Illinois Lottery sales topped $2.67 billion during the fiscal year that ended June 30, in which the Lottery transferred a record $708.6 million to good causes: $639.8 million to public schools, and $68.8 million to roads, bridges, and to fund causes through the sale of special instant games like the fight against breast cancer and Illinois veterans’ assistance.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    what boggles my mind is when you see people dropping $50, $75, or $100 for tickets to one drawing. The odds of winning are so small, you can buy thousands of tickets and still not increase your chances at all.

    I guess I am still a sucker, play every week, but only one ticket, because you only need one to win......and one day I will!!!!!! mmuuahhahahahahaha :lol::lol:
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    i dont bet on sports


    but i'am a degenerate lottery player ...its a disease..trust me

    the 7-11 you were in should have a seperate line

    don't blame us for the store having a fucked up system
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    i dont bet on sports


    but i'am a degenerate lottery player ...its a disease..trust me

    the 7-11 you were in should have a seperate line

    don't blame us for the store having a fucked up system
    They all have seperate lines..

    And ONE guy working behind the counter.....hehehe
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    i dont bet on sports


    but i'am a degenerate lottery player ...its a disease..trust me

    the 7-11 you were in should have a seperate line

    don't blame us for the store having a fucked up system
    They all have seperate lines..

    And ONE guy working behind the counter.....hehehe


    WELL THEN BLAME MOHAMMED FOR BEING TO FUCKIN SLOW :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    WELL THEN BLAME MOHAMMED FOR BEING TO FUCKIN SLOW :lol:


    :?:
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,120
    Jason P wrote:
    It's a tax on the poor. And it's the dumbest form of gambling ever. Plus, how awesome would it be to host a contest and you get to take back 40% of the winnings even though you already had totally wet your beak?

    Why can't I bet on the NFL spread yet again?

    I moved to NJ earlier this year and I cant buy a 12 pack at 7-11 or WaWa. I have to go to a special store -- wtf is with that? You can buy 12 cartons of smokes (killers) and you can buy 13 tasty cakes/ho-hos/lard items (killers) but I cannot buy a twelver.

    I love our country but it is very odd how we legislate things from state to state.
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  • awilkinsawilkins Posts: 984
    Well gas ain't getting any cheaper, probably just trying to recoup some of the losses...by losing more!
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    WELL THEN BLAME MOHAMMED FOR BEING TO FUCKIN SLOW :lol:


    :?:


    the guy who works at the 7-11...decent chance thats his name.....at least where i'm from
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    They all have seperate lines..

    And ONE guy working behind the counter.....hehehe
    not in NC--all the same lines. :roll: The only 'rule' most stores have is people can't do lottery at the drive-thrus. But the one guy thing, yes, typically.
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,411
    I hear ya. You want to simply buy a bottle of water, but Martha is in front of you spending 45 minutes deciding on her tickets & numbers. Drives me crazy.

    Also, I miss pumping my own gas, damnit!!!!
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    get your milk at the grocery store next time.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I blame the teachers.
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