Marriage - Just for laugh
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I don't believe that shit!
1) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. --- Sacha Guitry
2) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. --- Hemant Joshi
3) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --- Socrates
4) Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. --- Dumas
5) The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? --- Sigmund Freud
6) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. --- Anonymous
7) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. --- Henny Youngman
8) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --- Sam Kinison
9) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. --- James Holt McGavran
10) I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. --- Patrick Murray
11) Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. --- Nash
12) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... --- Anonymous
13) You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --- Henny Youngman
14) My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met. --- Rodney Dangerfield
15) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --- Milton Berle
16) Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. --- Anonymous
17) A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." --- Anonymous
18) First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
1) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. --- Sacha Guitry
2) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. --- Hemant Joshi
3) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --- Socrates
4) Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. --- Dumas
5) The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? --- Sigmund Freud
6) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. --- Anonymous
7) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. --- Henny Youngman
8) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --- Sam Kinison
9) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. --- James Holt McGavran
10) I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. --- Patrick Murray
11) Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. --- Nash
12) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... --- Anonymous
13) You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --- Henny Youngman
14) My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met. --- Rodney Dangerfield
15) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --- Milton Berle
16) Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. --- Anonymous
17) A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." --- Anonymous
18) First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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priceless one liners from some greats there !
thanks Pap for the smiles, the laughs this morning ...
I will share with the family
1. "You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it."
Willie Nelson..(Thanks Illini for this
2. "Married people belong with married people
and Alive people belongs with Alive people.."
Dimitris
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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Awesome.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
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Nice!
Nashville-03
Chicago-07
E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14
Denver-22
St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23