Bill: "Have you ever heard the song Freefalling by Tom Petty"?
Obama: "Not funny Bill.".
"Ya know Baaarack, not only that guy in Canada thinks my nose looks like a penis, but your wife made the same comparison last evening as I was checking out her oval office"
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Comments
Bill: "You should have chosen Hillary. You would have the whole black/woman thing covered".
Obama: "Did you try the horse"?
Bill: "Yes I did. It was quite tasty".
Obama: "Are you going to order the new iPhone"?
Bill: "Damn straight. You know it's made in China right"?
Obama: "Yes I do and I don't give a shit".
Bill: "One term's not so bad man. At least your wife can dance the dougie now".
Obama: "She's teaching me later".
Bill: "It was good while it lasted. Can you steal me some matchbook covers from the Whitehouse"?
Obama: "I got yah dawg".
YEAH, I'M FREEEEEEEEE......FREE FALLIN'
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pol ... y-vs-obama
Obama: "I don't think the higher gas prices, the continued downward fall of the economy, or the higher unemplyoment rate will hurt me".
Bill: "You have two beautiful children".
Bill: "Nah nah nah nahhhh...nah nah nah nahhhh...hey hey hey goodbye".
Obama: "What time is it in Hawaii right now"?
Godfather.
Bill: "How will you address the unemployment issue? How will you address the ever increasing deficit? How will you address illegal immigration?"
Obama: "I don't care. I killed Osama and have a Chinese made iPhone on order biotch".
Bill: "You looked good on Letterman tonight. Who did your wardrobe"?
Obama: "It's all I have right now Bill".
Obama: "Regrets...I've had a few".
Bill: "Me too. Don't worry about it. You'll clean up on the speaking tour next summer".
"in an ironic twist we find out Clinton is actually 'The Black Hand'"
Bill: "The Final Countdown".
Obama: "Europe right? I have all of their albums. Good stuff".
"Ya know Baaarack, not only that guy in Canada thinks my nose looks like a penis, but your wife made the same comparison last evening as I was checking out her oval office"
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
Obama: "Hi. Thanks."
Obama: "Yep."
Obama: "Doing well, thanks for asking."
Clinton: "Thanks."
Bill: "One term's not so bad. You can always run again in 2016".
Obama:" But then I'll be facing Hillary".
Bill: "True. You have wonderful children".
And yet you read them and choose to respond. Quite ironic I would say.
I know i'm a sucker for stupid humor
Obama : That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
Bill: I see what you did there.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Clinton: "Sure."
Obama: "What's up?"