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SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,876
edited August 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Jane: Lets go to Tom, who is in Louisiana this morning.

Tom: Well Jane, it is windy and rainy. Back to you.

Jane: Thanks Tom, we will check back in an hour to see if you are still wet.


Fucking newspeople crack me up.
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    really shouldn't live in a soup bowl.
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I love watching them getting pushed around by the wind trying to talk. At least now they've wised up and wear safety glasses or goggles.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgNoY3MqpZg
    Nice shirt.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    We were watching last night and the weather channel guy was interviewing the NBC guy that was just below him next to the water maybe 100 yards away. If that wasn’t odd enough, the NBC guy was getting blasted by a lot more wind and rain.

    “looks windy down there”

    “it sure is”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,876
    Jane: How are things going Tom? Do you have any advice for people in Louisiana this morning?

    Tom: Hi Jane, Im doing ok considering the situation. I do have some good advice today! This morning I stopped at the local department store here in New Orleans and I bought an umbrella! Now if people out there are not familiar with an umbrella, an umbrella is designed to actually keep the rain from falling on your head! In other words, an umbrella's sole purpose is to keep you dry! These umbrella devices are available at your local department stores, such as Target and Wal-Mart, and I would recommend these to anyone who is going to walk outside today.

    Jane: Thank you very much Tom. Tom, one more question. How much will these umbrella devices cost?

    Tom: Jane, the umbrella I purchased this morning cost $14.99 and was well worth the investment.

    Jane: Thanks again Tom. Lets go to Mary, who as of this morning, has been rowing up and down the Mississippi River in a row boat. Mary? Are you there?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • EdsonNascimentoEdsonNascimento Posts: 5,525
    On the radio is even better. Since you can't see them, they are describing everything. Here's part of the report I heard this morning:

    "To be honest, the sideways rain hitting my face is quite painful...."


    Well - I can't see you!!!! Get out of the f'n area to safety and pretend you're there. Hell, Orson Welles figured out how to scare everyone into thinking there was an alien invasion with his 1930's sound effects. I'm thinking we can do better today.
    Sorry. The world doesn't work the way you tell it to.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    EdsonNascimento wrote:
    On the radio is even better. Since you can't see them, they are describing everything. Here's part of the report I heard this morning:

    "To be honest, the sideways rain hitting my face is quite painful...."


    Well - I can't see you!!!! Get out of the f'n area to safety and pretend you're there. Hell, Orson Welles figured out how to scare everyone into thinking there was an alien invasion with his 1930's sound effects. I'm thinking we can do better today.

    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    EdsonNascimento wrote:
    On the radio is even better. Since you can't see them, they are describing everything. Here's part of the report I heard this morning:

    "To be honest, the sideways rain hitting my face is quite painful...."


    Well - I can't see you!!!! Get out of the f'n area to safety and pretend you're there. Hell, Orson Welles figured out how to scare everyone into thinking there was an alien invasion with his 1930's sound effects. I'm thinking we can do better today.
    :fp: :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Jane: Where's that eight inches you promised me last night, Tom?

    Tom: :shock:

    Jane: Oh! I mean it was supposed to snow! :oops:

    The whole crew: :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    voidofman wrote:
    Jane: Where's that eight inches you promised me last night, Tom?

    Tom: :shock:

    Jane: Oh! I mean it was supposed to snow! :oops:

    The whole crew: :lol:
    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    A guy from our local news was standing at the edge of Lake Pontchartrain IN THE WATER, talking about how the water was rising. Waves kept hitting him and even splashing on the camera lens. He's still standing in the water talking into a microphone about how high the water is getting. I kept waiting for him to get electrocuted.

    He finally said something like, "Well, this water is really rising, I'd better get out of here." :fp:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    voidofman wrote:
    Jane: Where's that eight inches you promised me last night, Tom?

    Tom: :shock:

    Jane: Oh! I mean it was supposed to snow! :oops:

    The whole crew: :lol:

    I remember seeing that video. that was classic.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Who Princess wrote:
    A guy from our local news was standing at the edge of Lake Pontchartrain IN THE WATER, talking about how the water was rising. Waves kept hitting him and even splashing on the camera lens. He's still standing in the water talking into a microphone about how high the water is getting. I kept waiting for him to get electrocuted.

    He finally said something like, "Well, this water is really rising, I'd better get out of here." :fp:


    I think I saw a picture of him and I thought, what a dumbass, one of the things I heard the officials saying was to not to try to walk into flooded waters. Now people will see that and think its ok to do.
  • Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    I haven't laughed this hard all day.... It's the BEST when CNN shows the reporter practically standing side-ways and telling the viewers that the "wind has really picked up" - I mean com'on REALLY!!??
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    don't forget about the one reporter that's standing around in full rain gear....on the wrong side of the storm. and they look so disappointed that houses aren't being destroyed. idiots.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Jim Cantore is the best:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmJYBELkPr4
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