Funnel web spider on the loose in my room

pjfan31

'Is something wrong?' it said
'Of course there is'
'You're still alive' it said
'And I deserve to be'

pandora

I wonder what it's like to be a spider...
pretty capable little creature.

I had a little Miss Charlotte living in our pool bath this summer...
she has up and packed her bags though...
kind of miss her, how she'd run behind the Wisconsin cow pic to hide from me
when I came in.

Dissidentman

TroubledSoul wrote:

pretty sure you should find that spider before it kills you.

Holy hell.

According to Wiki you should be sleeping under a heat lamp to keep this bastard away.

catefrances

pjfan31 wrote:

Fucker ran into my room, and in one of my wardrobes... was pulling stuff out, but can't find it...

So, if I don't post on here again... it has crept up on me in the middle of the night and got me...

*shudder*

you know ive never met a funnel web in the wild.. but i can tell you the minute i do i will be hightailing it out of the area and not returning til someone shows me its body.. preferably alive... but if dead i will understand.

catefrances

Dissidentman wrote:

TroubledSoul wrote:

pretty sure you should find that spider before it kills you.

Holy hell.

According to Wiki you should be sleeping under a heat lamp to keep this bastard away.

mean looking fuckers arent they?