The Octopus is one badass mofo

JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
edited August 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
This video is awesome:

http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/stories/2012/0 ... video.html

top 12 weird facts:

An octopus has three hearts, nine brains, and blue blood. Two hearts pump blood to the gills, while a third circulates it to the rest of the body. The nervous system includes a central brain and a large ganglion at the base of each arm which controls movement. Octopus blood contains the copper-rich protein hemocyanin, which is more efficient than hemoglobin for oxygen transport at very low temperatures and low oxygen concentrations.

1. A 50-pound octopus can squeeze through a hole only 2 inches in diameter. If their beak fits, they can get through.

2. Octopus are about 90 percent muscle.

3. You can tell a male octopus from a female octopus by looking at the tip of its third arm on the right (starting between the eyes and going clockwise). Males have a special tip on this arm that has no suckers on the last few inches. This specialized tip is visible even in immature octopus. To mate, the male inserts this special arm into the female's body cavity. A captured male will try to protect this arm.

4. Female octopus can wait until months after mating to fertilize the eggs.

5. An average female giant Pacific octopus in Alaska can lay 90,000 eggs.

6. Fishermen like to cut off the tip of an octopus' arm and use it for halibut bait because it continues to wiggle even after being cut off.

7. Octopus frequently lose an arm to predators, but they grow back.

8. Giant Pacific octopus are cannibals. They will happily kill and eat smaller octopus.

9. All species of octopus have venom. The venom of the Giant Pacific octopus is not dangerous to humans, but Australia's blue-ringed octopus is known as one of the most poisonous marine animals—its venom is deadly to humans.

10. Octopus actually have shells similar to clams and snails. There is a pair of small, spike-shaped structures called stylets inside the octopus' body that are a vestigial shell—meaning it really has no function.

11. It is tempting to use "octopi" as the plural of "octopus", but DON'T DO IT. “Octopi” would be a proper Latin plural, but the word “octopus” has a Greek, rather than a Latin, root. The correct use is to use the word “octopus” to refer to one or several individuals of a single species; use the plural “octopuses” only when talking about multiple species.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    octopus.jpg
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!

    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!
    oh..and this think...can stuck me breast :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!
    Chuck Norris breeds octopus... from hamsters.
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!
    Chuck Norris breeds octopus... from hamsters.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Well well Chuck Norris you have finally met your match!
    oh..and this think...can stuck me breast :lol:

    HAHAHHAH!!!!
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,148
    Well now I feel really bad about eating them :(
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Well now I feel really bad about eating them :(
    :( and like them alot...but..
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    with that I would have a nice red wine....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    with that I would have a nice red wine....
    only one thing goes with that...

    Ouzo
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,323
    The Blue Ringed Octopus is the Chuck Norris of Octopuses

    It's about 5 inches long and it will fuck you up.

    There's alot of dangerous animals in Australia but this little bastard is the king. If I'm ever on the rocks I always have good shoes on and be on the lookout for them.

    If they sting you, you have about 4 minutes before you become paralysed and unable to breath.

    Snakes, Spiders, Croc's meh. This little fucker tops them all.

    Skip to the 5 minute mark in the video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmAV3svW0QM
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Austicman wrote:
    The Blue Ringed Octopus is the Chuck Norris of Octopuses

    It's about 5 inches long and it will fuck you up.

    There's alot of dangerous animals in Australia but this little bastard is the king. If I'm ever on the rocks I always have good shoes on and be on the lookout for them.

    If they sting you, you have about 4 minutes before you become paralysed and unable to breath.

    Snakes, Spiders, Croc's meh. This little fucker tops them all.

    Skip to the 5 minute mark in the video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmAV3svW0QM

    but theyre so pretty....


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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    with that I would have a nice red wine....
    only one thing goes with that...

    Ouzo

    Ouzopus
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    rollings wrote:

    Ouzo

    Ouzopus
    as a good friend used to say...Ouzo does it...


    i miss you Brady
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,793
    Anyone remember the octopus that predicted the World Cup winners ?
    Octopus-Predicts-World-Cup-Match-Results-1-570x364.jpg
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,635
    Nice shirt.
  • This video is awesome:

    http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/stories/2012/0 ... video.html


    3. You can tell a male octopus from a female octopus by looking at the tip of its third arm on the right (starting between the eyes and going clockwise). Males have a special tip on this arm that has no suckers on the last few inches. This specialized tip is visible even in immature octopus. To mate, the male inserts this special arm into the female's body cavity. A captured male will try to protect this arm.

    6. Fishermen like to cut off the tip of an octopus' arm and use it for halibut bait because it continues to wiggle even after being cut off.

    7. Octopus frequently lose an arm to predators, but they grow back.

    So... if a male octopus loses his "special" arm... does that one grow back too?
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,793
    This video is awesome:

    http://www.nmfs.noaa.gov/stories/2012/0 ... video.html


    3. You can tell a male octopus from a female octopus by looking at the tip of its third arm on the right (starting between the eyes and going clockwise). Males have a special tip on this arm that has no suckers on the last few inches. This specialized tip is visible even in immature octopus. To mate, the male inserts this special arm into the female's body cavity. A captured male will try to protect this arm.

    6. Fishermen like to cut off the tip of an octopus' arm and use it for halibut bait because it continues to wiggle even after being cut off.

    7. Octopus frequently lose an arm to predators, but they grow back.

    So... if a male octopus loses his "special" arm... does that one grow back too?

    :lol:
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