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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    I saw a large man carrying a chihuahua (without purse) near the hunting / gun section at a Dick's Sporting Goods store.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sunglasses on top of their baseball cap unless they're actually a baseball player.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    jello
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    DS1119 wrote:
    A dog in a purse.
    :lol:
    I saw backpacks at the pet shop the other day. That would definitely be the way to go
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    stuffed heads of big cats, deer or any other animal they've murdered to hang on their stupid ass walls for display. not that they carry them around everyday but they do gotta be carried into the home and carried to the wall and proudly hoisted up

    that is one sick and twisted soul. i personally can't wait until animals murder humans for shits and giggles and the displaying of skulls as trophies. :mrgreen:

    anyhow. carry on :) and enjoy y'alls sunday
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Vagisil
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    DS1119 wrote:
    Vagisil
    then how would one drink it?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A toothpick in their mouth.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    400$
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Me breasts???

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Me breasts???

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    :fp: :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A lit roman candle into a car.
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    A lit roman candle into a car.

    When did you do that?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    A lit roman candle into a car.

    When did you do that?


    In high school and it was a van. :fp: :lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Bottle rockets to throw on a fire pit.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    matches from strip club
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    matches from strip club

    That can get you in trouble. :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    matches from strip club

    That can get you in trouble. :lol:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    matches from strip club

    That can get you in trouble. :lol:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:
    shit....i have a foto of me full of glitter at facebook... :fp: :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    yep...i know..... :mrgreen:

    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:
    shit....i have a foto of me full of glitter at facebook... :fp: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    DELETE AND DENY!

    :lol:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:


    You dated a guy that called you baby?



































    wait for it










































    wait for it












































    still waiting























































    almost there



















































    here it comes

















































    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:


    You dated a guy that called you baby?



































    wait for it










































    wait for it












































    still waiting























































    almost there



















































    here it comes

















































    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
    [Insert how many times did he use that excuse comment here]

    :wave:
    81 is now off the air

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    glitter guy knows...calling girls baby,you dont mixed the names... ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    81 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
    [Insert how many times did he use that excuse comment here]

    :wave:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    You dated a guy that called you baby?

    wait for it
    wait for it
    still waiting
    almost there
    here it comes
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol: yeah I've made some poor life decisions
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol: I dated a guy that met up with me after work one day covered in glitter. His excuse? "aww baby I work in sheet metal"
    :fp:

    :corn:
    [Insert how many times did he use that excuse comment here]

    :wave:

    :x

    Pretty sure I broke up with him a few days after that actually :lol:

    And hey all of you stop judging me!! I'm sure you've all dated some questionable chicks at one point!!!!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :x

    Pretty sure I broke up with him a few days after that actually :lol:

    And hey all of you stop judging me!! I'm sure you've all dated some questionable chicks at one point!!!!

    My last one is a straight up bitch.
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