Things Men Should Not Carry...

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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mandals...in a murse

    (just because you replace the letter 'm' in front of items associated with women doesn't make them 'manlier')

    this made me laugh out loud so much i should put it in that threads that make you laugh out loud thread.

    mandals. murse. i shudder to think what's next...
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Enkidu wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mandals...in a murse

    (just because you replace the letter 'm' in front of items associated with women doesn't make them 'manlier')

    this made me laugh out loud so much i should put it in that threads that make you laugh out loud thread.

    mandals. murse. i shudder to think what's next...

    mangina
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    mits
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    empty wallets
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    STDs
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    STDs
    I was just gonna say herpes :lol:
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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    comebackgirl wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    STDs
    I was just gonna say herpes :lol:

    maybe its a social work thing. :lol:
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    expired viagra pills..
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    STDs
    I was just gonna say herpes :lol:

    maybe its a social work thing. :lol:
    It's gotta be! :lol:

    I would also add men should not carry small...instruments :|
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    women over a threshold
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    women over a threshold

    right on.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a medical card stating they are HIV+
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    figure skates.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    about 180 pounds of flab over their genital area
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    an embossed map of The Shire
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mandals...in a murse

    (just because you replace the letter 'm' in front of items associated with women doesn't make them 'manlier')

    I associate sandals with Jesus, thank you very much.
    So I'm not allowed to wear them?
    That sucks.

    Jesus was Jewish, i think you are fine!




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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    a suicide vest into an airport
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mini dogs in their manbags
    81 is now off the air

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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    A sense of entitlement.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    a suicide vest into an airport

    Or a sweater vest anywhere.

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