Things Men Should Not Carry...

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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    somprero
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A red white and blue striped headband.
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    DS1119 wrote:
    Your nuts in your hand. Nothing worse than guys who constantly grab their nuts. I don't get it. They're not going anywhere. No need to keep touching them in public.

    Sometimes the furniture needs to be rearranged. There's gravity if we're sitting. Hair gets caught in underwear seams. Boners need to be tucked or hidden. I could go on and on for reasons we touch our junk.
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    wine cooler
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    a pencil in their pocket

    :think:

    front pocket

    Go on...
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    JK_Livin wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Your nuts in your hand. Nothing worse than guys who constantly grab their nuts. I don't get it. They're not going anywhere. No need to keep touching them in public.

    Sometimes the furniture needs to be rearranged. There's gravity if we're sitting. Hair gets caught in underwear seams. Boners need to be tucked or hidden. I could go on and on for reasons we touch our junk.

    :lol:
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    stupidity.com
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Apparently bagpipes are NOT a stupid thing for men to carry.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    JK_Livin wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Your nuts in your hand. Nothing worse than guys who constantly grab their nuts. I don't get it. They're not going anywhere. No need to keep touching them in public.

    Sometimes the furniture needs to be rearranged. There's gravity if we're sitting. Hair gets caught in underwear seams. Boners need to be tucked or hidden. I could go on and on for reasons we touch our junk.

    :corn:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    baby oil
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A sock in their crotch
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    a 9 volt battery and steel wool in their pocket
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    RKCNDY wrote:
    a 9 volt battery and steel wool in their pocket
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    pink mobile cover
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    A miami fish hat.
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    barber robe
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Anything that says the miami fish actually. :lol:
  • stipe19
    stipe19 Posts: 237
    the weight of the world on their shoulders
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    stipe19 wrote:
    the weight of the world on their shoulders
    :thumbup:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    stipe19 wrote:
    the weight of the world on their shoulders



    Unless they're president. :lol:

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