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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,544
    usamamasan1 wrote:
    just got the democratic convention schedule. might be some tweaks between then and now so i think this is just a first draft

    2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.
    4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
    4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
    4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

    4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama
    4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
    4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”

    5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” - Michelle Obama
    5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
    5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi

    6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

    8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
    9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

    9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
    9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
    10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
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    10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
    11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
    11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally

    11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
    11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
    12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

    12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
    12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
    3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech


    woot

    You forgot the "Sign Pledge to Overturn the 2nd Amendment" in the 10:00 to 10:30 time slot and those refusing to sign the pledge are kicked out of the party and the democratic money machine funds tea party challenger opponents to run in the primaries.

    Will there be a balloon drop at the conclusion of Binden's acceptance speech? Ever since Philly 4, I love ballon drops.

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  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,492
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Events on the RNC Schedule:

    The flogging of the gays.
    Tapping a new oil well.
    The shattering of the solar panels.
    Stomping on the guy with no health insurance.
    Break for meal - Chick-fil-A for everyone!
    Bracket to determine Sarah Palin's favorite newspaper.
    Speech by the black Republican.
    Show & Tell - Bring Your Machine Guns!
    Destruction of the nearest Planned Parenthood.
    Target practice - shoot the kid in the hoodie.
    Spin the wheel - what country should we start a war with next?
    Everybody waves the Israeli flag.

    Pretty funny. The shooting the kid in the hoodie makes absolutely no sense though.

    I especially liked the speech by THE black republican!
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited August 2012
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Events on the RNC Schedule:

    The flogging of the gays.
    Tapping a new oil well.
    The shattering of the solar panels.
    Stomping on the guy with no health insurance.
    Break for meal - Chick-fil-A for everyone!
    Bracket to determine Sarah Palin's favorite newspaper.
    Speech by the black Republican.
    Show & Tell - Bring Your Machine Guns!
    Destruction of the nearest Planned Parenthood.
    Target practice - shoot the kid in the hoodie.
    Spin the wheel - what country should we start a war with next?
    Everybody waves the Israeli flag.

    :clap:

    I also heard rumours of a surprise rock 'n roll extravaganza and fireworks display in which Rick Perry joins Ted Nugent onstage for some sexually charged air-guitar antics, before they end the show with Ted Nugent showing off the new Stars & Stripes tatoo on his arse, and Rick Perry showing off the Israeli flag tattoo on his dick, before Rick Perry rides Nugent like a bucking bronco.
    Apparently they got the idea from the creator of the London Olympics opening ceremony.
    Post edited by Byrnzie on
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,769
    cincybearcat wrote:
    I especially liked the speech by THE black republican!

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,181
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Events on the RNC Schedule:

    The flogging of the gays.
    Tapping a new oil well.
    The shattering of the solar panels.
    Stomping on the guy with no health insurance.
    Break for meal - Chick-fil-A for everyone!
    Bracket to determine Sarah Palin's favorite newspaper.
    Speech by the black Republican.
    Show & Tell - Bring Your Machine Guns!
    Destruction of the nearest Planned Parenthood.
    Target practice - shoot the kid in the hoodie.
    Spin the wheel - what country should we start a war with next?
    Everybody waves the Israeli flag.
    you forgot shipping jobs overseas while shutting down american manufacturing.
    In addition to the tax breaks for corporate/individual profits FROM shipping jobs overseas.
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