Hey speedy...headed to arlington friday....and good tips for the first 3 races?
Best tip of the day?
Dont bet a Dime...
Save your money......hehehe
Lemme take a look at the entries...
And I will get back to you this evening or tomorrow morning.....
they'll be like $10 bets. i know nothing about nothing when it comes to horses....i'm a full on donor to the bookie at the track..but if gotta go....need to gamble a little.
they'll be like $10 bets. i know nothing about nothing when it comes to horses....i'm a full on donor to the bookie at the track..but if gotta go....need to gamble a little.
If you just wanna bet a few $$ a race...
Then just ask for a $1 exacta box 1-2-3.....
Or a $1 exacta box 4-5-6.....
Each ticket will cost ya $6....
If ya win...Cool!!!
If not..Ya only lost a few bucks...
You going with work?
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
they'll be like $10 bets. i know nothing about nothing when it comes to horses....i'm a full on donor to the bookie at the track..but if gotta go....need to gamble a little.
If you just wanna bet a few $$ a race...
Then just ask for a $1 exacta box 1-2-3.....
Or a $1 exacta box 4-5-6.....
Each ticket will cost ya $6....
If ya win...Cool!!!
If not..Ya only lost a few bucks...
You going with work?
exacta trifecta...i don't even know what that shit means.....just give me the winner.
it's our company outting this year. i honestly would rather go back to wrigley like we have for the past 6 years. :( getting drunk down there on somebody else's dime is always a good time.
they'll be like $10 bets. i know nothing about nothing when it comes to horses....i'm a full on donor to the bookie at the track..but if gotta go....need to gamble a little.
If you just wanna bet a few $$ a race...
Then just ask for a $1 exacta box 1-2-3.....
Or a $1 exacta box 4-5-6.....
Each ticket will cost ya $6....
If ya win...Cool!!!
If not..Ya only lost a few bucks...
You going with work?
exacta trifecta...i don't even know what that shit means.....just give me the winner.
it's our company outting this year. i honestly would rather go back to wrigley like we have for the past 6 years. :( getting drunk down there on somebody else's dime is always a good time.
Go to the window...
Ask for a $1 exacta box 1-2-3.....
It costs you $6...
That covers 6 bets..
If any of those horses finishes 1st and 2nd..(But they MUST finish 1st and 2nd) You win BIG!!
It only costs you $6...
And your co-workers, who also will have no clue...
Will be impresed that you are making exacta and trifecta bets!!!! hehehehehehe
1-2
1-3
2-1
2-3
3-1
3-2
Any of those combinations finish 1st and 2nd....You win!!!!
Total bets for 3 races is $18
Ya covered 18 bets.....
Plus instead of just betting on 1 horse to win...
You get to follow 3 horses...
And 1 of your horses WILL ALWAYS be close....So You will have something to cheer for....
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
And whats also cool about boxing 3 horses in an exacta.....
Is when your cute little co-worker nicknamed 'Sweet Buns" walks up to you and says...
"I just bet $2 on the 3 horse, because I liked his name"
YOU can respond....
'I just bet a $1 exacta box 1-3-5. Arlington seems to be favoring the speed horses the last 3 weeks, and the 1 and the 3 seem to like the inside posts, according to recent history. I know the 5 horse LOVES this distance, 7 furlongs, so I threw him in there, hoping to hit my gimmick bets.
Miss "Sweet Buns" will be so impressed, she will be riding YOU like a horse! hehehehehehehehe
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
And whats also cool about boxing 3 horses in an exacta.....
Is when your cute little co-worker nicknamed 'Sweet Buns" walks up to you and says...
"I just bet $2 on the 3 horse, because I liked his name"
YOU can respond....
'I just bet a $1 exacta box 1-3-5. Arlington seems to be favoring the speed horses the last 3 weeks, and the 1 and the 3 seem to like the inside posts, according to recent history. I know the 5 horse LOVES this distance, 7 furlongs, so I threw him in there, hoping to hit my gimmick bets.
Miss "Sweet Buns" will be so impressed, she will be riding YOU like a horse! hehehehehehehehe
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Dont bet a Dime...
Save your money......hehehe
Lemme take a look at the entries...
And I will get back to you this evening or tomorrow morning.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
they'll be like $10 bets. i know nothing about nothing when it comes to horses....i'm a full on donor to the bookie at the track..but if gotta go....need to gamble a little.
Then just ask for a $1 exacta box 1-2-3.....
Or a $1 exacta box 4-5-6.....
Each ticket will cost ya $6....
If ya win...Cool!!!
If not..Ya only lost a few bucks...
You going with work?
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
exacta trifecta...i don't even know what that shit means.....just give me the winner.
it's our company outting this year. i honestly would rather go back to wrigley like we have for the past 6 years. :( getting drunk down there on somebody else's dime is always a good time.
Go to the window...
Ask for a $1 exacta box 1-2-3.....
It costs you $6...
That covers 6 bets..
If any of those horses finishes 1st and 2nd..(But they MUST finish 1st and 2nd) You win BIG!!
It only costs you $6...
And your co-workers, who also will have no clue...
Will be impresed that you are making exacta and trifecta bets!!!! hehehehehehe
1-2
1-3
2-1
2-3
3-1
3-2
Any of those combinations finish 1st and 2nd....You win!!!!
Total bets for 3 races is $18
Ya covered 18 bets.....
Plus instead of just betting on 1 horse to win...
You get to follow 3 horses...
And 1 of your horses WILL ALWAYS be close....So You will have something to cheer for....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
i pick 3 horses....and with those three horses...i just need two of them to finish in the top 3.
$1 exacta box....
ANY 3 horses ya want......
But they need to finish 1-2......
Cost ya $6
Simple...If ya take the 5-6-7
The race must finish
5-6
5-7
6-5
6-7
7-5
7-6
Any of those will win ya money...
And it only costs you $6
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Is when your cute little co-worker nicknamed 'Sweet Buns" walks up to you and says...
"I just bet $2 on the 3 horse, because I liked his name"
YOU can respond....
'I just bet a $1 exacta box 1-3-5. Arlington seems to be favoring the speed horses the last 3 weeks, and the 1 and the 3 seem to like the inside posts, according to recent history. I know the 5 horse LOVES this distance, 7 furlongs, so I threw him in there, hoping to hit my gimmick bets.
Miss "Sweet Buns" will be so impressed, she will be riding YOU like a horse! hehehehehehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
mmmm sweet buns....
so just bet 1/3/5 all day....got it.
mudder's are good this summer.
Man1: This, it's the fourth horse of the first race, Pappanick.
Man2: How do you know it's going to win?
Man1: My UPS-guy tells. Guys who own the horses are regular customers.
Every horse he has ever given me has won.
See, they've been sandbagging and looking for a good spot. He's been
getting it light cause they've been using bug boy and the workout hasn't
been published. Now they are ready to run with it. They are gonna break his
maiden. It's going to go to great price, maybe 30:1. I'm telling you ,it's
a lock.
Man2: But it rained last night.
Man1: Exactly, this horse loves the slop. It's in his bloodlines. His
father was a mudda', his mother was a mudda'.
Man2: His mudda' was a mudda'?
Man1: What did I just say? Come on, let's go to the office, I'm going to
call my bookie. Hey, don't tell anybody.
*Kramer quickly turns away*
2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
2010: 5/17
2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
2012: 9/2
2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
2014: 10/19
2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4