Next time yell, "Finish Her" in your best mortal kombat voice.
I used to live on the bottom level of a house and the couple upstairs had a routine. Every single Saturday morning they'd fight loudly. But generally that night or the following night I'd hear the bed going. Poor girl though, the bed squeaking lasted maybe all of 5 minutes. It started off slow...gained some speed...super speed...then done. I never heard anything vocal though. No wonder they fought a lot.
I've mastered being quiet, having always had roommates. And now that I share a house with three guys (one of them being my brother), I'm like a god damn ninja :fp:
"Now YOU listen. When we are on this ship, you are to refer to me as 'Idiot' not 'You Captain'!"
I've mastered being quiet, having always had roommates. And now that I share a house with three guys (one of them being my brother), I'm like a god damn ninja :fp:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
A few years ago I went to a burlesque show.While at the bar a guy in full gimp gear,a dog collar and leash said hello to me calling me by my name :shock: I was stunned into silence.
He was joined by a woman in a rubber catsuit and an eye mask who also seemed to know me :? .Finding my voice I said I didn't know who they were,the woman took her eye mask off,it was my upstairs neighbour and her husband.
We regulaly heard them 'having fun' but I never expected they were having that much fun :corn:
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
A few years ago I went to a burlesque show.While at the bar a guy in full gimp gear,a dog collar and leash said hello to me calling me by my name :shock: I was stunned into silence.
He was joined by a woman in a rubber catsuit and an eye mask who also seemed to know me :? .Finding my voice I said I didn't know who they were,the woman took her eye mask off,it was my upstairs neighbour and her husband.
We regulaly heard them 'having fun' but I never expected they were having that much fun :corn:
bah-ahahahhahahahahhahhahahha!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
A few years ago I went to a burlesque show.While at the bar a guy in full gimp gear,a dog collar and leash said hello to me calling me by my name :shock: I was stunned into silence.
He was joined by a woman in a rubber catsuit and an eye mask who also seemed to know me :? .Finding my voice I said I didn't know who they were,the woman took her eye mask off,it was my upstairs neighbour and her husband.
We regulaly heard them 'having fun' but I never expected they were having that much fun :corn:
awesome!!!
whats yours home address??
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
A few years ago I went to a burlesque show.While at the bar a guy in full gimp gear,a dog collar and leash said hello to me calling me by my name :shock: I was stunned into silence.
He was joined by a woman in a rubber catsuit and an eye mask who also seemed to know me :? .Finding my voice I said I didn't know who they were,the woman took her eye mask off,it was my upstairs neighbour and her husband.
We regulaly heard them 'having fun' but I never expected they were having that much fun :corn:
awesome!!!
whats yours home address??
I moved :fp: But I now have two elderly gay neighbours ... I can provide my new address? :corn:
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
A few years ago I went to a burlesque show.While at the bar a guy in full gimp gear,a dog collar and leash said hello to me calling me by my name :shock: I was stunned into silence.
He was joined by a woman in a rubber catsuit and an eye mask who also seemed to know me :? .Finding my voice I said I didn't know who they were,the woman took her eye mask off,it was my upstairs neighbour and her husband.
We regulaly heard them 'having fun' but I never expected they were having that much fun :corn:
awesome!!!
whats yours home address??
I moved :fp: But I now have two elderly gay neighbours ... I can provide my new address? :corn:
elderly gay neighbours ????oh,mmm...sent it to Black Diamond then :fp:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
yeah....all i get is the neighbors drinking age daughter laying out a couple of times in the summer. fence makes it tough to get a good look tho. :x :x :x
this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
few seconds later...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:wtf: :corn:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
few seconds later...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:wtf: :corn:
“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
few seconds later...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:wtf: :corn:
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this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
few seconds later...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:wtf: :corn:
:thumbup:
i thought it might have been you but you're too young :P
this was 20 years ago but one morning my roommate came out of his bedroom laughing...his bedroom shared a wall with the neighbors bedroom wall...so i guess the neighbor was having some fun...he hears the usual noises...it was getting pretty noisy and then...silence
few seconds later...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:wtf: :corn:
:thumbup:
i thought it might have been you but you're too young :P
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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I used to live on the bottom level of a house and the couple upstairs had a routine. Every single Saturday morning they'd fight loudly. But generally that night or the following night I'd hear the bed going. Poor girl though, the bed squeaking lasted maybe all of 5 minutes. It started off slow...gained some speed...super speed...then done. I never heard anything vocal though. No wonder they fought a lot.
I've mastered being quiet, having always had roommates. And now that I share a house with three guys (one of them being my brother), I'm like a god damn ninja
Aww poor thing
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
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C'mon, I couldn't pass that up.
He was joined by a woman in a rubber catsuit and an eye mask who also seemed to know me :? .Finding my voice I said I didn't know who they were,the woman took her eye mask off,it was my upstairs neighbour and her husband.
We regulaly heard them 'having fun' but I never expected they were having that much fun :corn:
bah-ahahahhahahahahhahhahahha!
- Christopher McCandless
whats yours home address??
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
:corn:
:thumbup:
Who doesn't like to put on a show from time to time?
I don't get that from my neighbors...all I hear is their baby screaming all the time :x
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
yeah....all i get is the neighbors drinking age daughter laying out a couple of times in the summer. fence makes it tough to get a good look tho. :x :x :x
few seconds later...
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:wtf: :corn:
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
:thumbup:
i thought it might have been you but you're too young
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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