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Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

If this is true what he supposedly did, it pays to keep your pecker in you pants and with one loved one.

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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    Does this story make anyone else instantly think of this song:

    http://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4

    Damn. The world is crazy!
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    dang
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Same thing happened to me!!! :shock:
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Not to play into Asian stereotypes, but how did he not "feel anything?"

    Pretty sure I'd know if someone cut off my junk...
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    that's why i always keep mine with me
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    that's why i always keep mine with me

    hold on tight with both hands
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    norm wrote:
    that's why i always keep mine with me

    Yeah, don't be leaving that shit on top of your dresser. Thieves are everywhere...
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    that's why i always keep mine with me

    Yeah, don't be leaving that shit on top of your dresser. Thieves are everywhere...

    made that mistake once...once
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    norm wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    norm wrote:
    that's why i always keep mine with me

    Yeah, don't be leaving that shit on top of your dresser. Thieves are everywhere...

    made that mistake once...once


    :lol::lol::lol:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Not to play into Asian stereotypes, but how did he not "feel anything?"

    :mrgreen:

    I don't even have a penis (though in a different boat as poor Mr. Lin), but I cringed reading that story.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dr-Peter-Venkman-Bill-Murray-In-Ghostbusters.gif

    "It's true your Honor, This man has no Penis"

    William+Atherton+Ghostbusters.jpg
  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Posts: 1,872
    Damned thieves
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  • VinylGirlVinylGirl Posts: 551
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Does this story make anyone else instantly think of this song:

    http://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4

    Damn. The world is crazy!


    Video won't load, but I immediately thought if he took a walk down second ave towards St. Marks place
    he may find it lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven 8-)
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Bastards
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Now the guy is gonna be up all night, searching every Craigslist in the nation for his penis.. shame..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,962
    Caveeze wrote:
    Now the guy is gonna be up all night, searching every Craigslist in the nation for his penis.. shame..

    Damn flippers!
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Go Beavers wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    Now the guy is gonna be up all night, searching every Craigslist in the nation for his penis.. shame..

    Damn flippers!

    Yeah, but this dude was Asian. I'm waiting for the limited edition white penis to go on the market.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Go Beavers wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    Now the guy is gonna be up all night, searching every Craigslist in the nation for his penis.. shame..

    Damn flippers!

    Yeah, but this dude was Asian. I'm waiting for the limited edition white penis to go on the market.

    i've been 0 for, since 97'
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Said the perp: "It wasn't as hard as I thought"
  • VinylGirlVinylGirl Posts: 551
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Does this story make anyone else instantly think of this song:

    http://youtu.be/VDss8V2OME4

    Damn. The world is crazy!

    Video finally loaded, and it's exactly the song I thought it was going to be...
    Popped right into my head when I first heard this story too.
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