Chicago Cubs baseball!!!

HesCalledDyer

Fuck Darvish. Fuck the Cubs.

4 god damn runs in 4 fucking games against the Pirates  If it weren’t for Lester and Hamels this would be a damn Buccos sweep.

Happ fucking sucks. If this was the Red Sox, Yankees, Indians, or Astros we’re playing against, we’d be getting blown the fuck out on a daily basis.

HesCalledDyer

I mean this is just god damn embarrassing.

bbiggs

Losers. 

HesCalledDyer

I truly give up after that series. 4 games, 38 innings, 4 fucking runs. 

Pathetic. At this point I hope the Cardinals come back and win the division and all the Cards players act like sore winners toward Cubs players. It would serve them right.

Fuck these fucking bums.

HesCalledDyer

We better damn well sweep the Tigers.  2 games. Score some damn runs!

The next 9 games are Detroit, Cinci, & the Mets.  We need to go 6-3 minimum.  There is asbolutely no reason to lose against the Tigers and Mets unless DeGrom is pitching.  I'll take a split with the Reds because we have proven time and time again this season that we're simply not taking a 4 game series from ANYONE.

HesCalledDyer

DANIEL FUCKING MURPHY!!

darwinstheory

Something doesnt make sense about it though. Who's he going to step in for?

PJ-Cubs

HesCalledDyer said:

DANIEL FUCKING MURPHY!!

Does he make us a better team?  I am not even sure where he will play.  Javy at 3B, Addison at SS and Murphy at 2B.

Does this mean that KB is hurt worse than the Cubs are telling us or is Murphy just another bat that we could add?

bbiggs

PJ-Cubs said:

HesCalledDyer said:

DANIEL FUCKING MURPHY!!

Does he make us a better team?  I am not even sure where he will play.  Javy at 3B, Addison at SS and Murphy at 2B.

Does this mean that KB is hurt worse than the Cubs are telling us or is Murphy just another bat that we could add?

KB is hurt worse than they are telling us. 

HesCalledDyer

Find another home for that bum Russell.  Bote/Bryant at 3B, Baez at SS, Murphy at 2B.

HesCalledDyer

Murphy has the highest BA (.413) and OPS (1.142) at Wrigley Field of anyone.  Ever.

HesCalledDyer

Here we go again.

Gtilley8

Glad I decided to take a break after Wrigley this weekend and not drive back home and immediately go to this game.  How soon can we get Murphy into the lineup behind Javy?

HesCalledDyer

Who cares? This team blows.

PJ-Cubs

5 one run games in a row.  Offense looks terrible.

We need to be beating the Pirates and Tigers.

HesCalledDyer

Apparently the Cubs have the 2nd easiest remaining schedule.  And they're playing like this?  If we can't beat easy teams, we'll be swept in embarrassing fashion in the playoffs.

We faced four pitchers last night with ERA's ranging from 3.7 to 5.6, including a starter with a 4.2 and we struck out 9 times and scored one measly run.  That's pathetic.  AL teams score willingly on Jordan Zimmermann and we made him (surprise, surprise) look like a damn Cy Young contender.

bbiggs

Don’t worry, Dyer. Daniel Murphy will save the day.

darwinstheory

Fucking cards are lurking...

bbiggs

Murphy batting leadoff today. 

HesCalledDyer

bbiggs said:

Murphy batting leadoff today. 

That'll be awesome when he hits a leadoff double and they fail to advance him.