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  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    rollings wrote:
    justam wrote:

    You're welcome.
    I love how they name the storms down here. :)

    you mean.......alphabetically?

    yeah, that's something, isn't it!

    I was thinking that it was interesting that names (and not numbers or dates) were given at all! I didn't think about the alphabetical system used. :wtf:
    :D
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  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    a neurosurgeon is called into the ER for emergency surgery
    he looks down at the patient on the gurney and says to the attending
    i cannot operate on this patient
    ~ why?
    he replies
    brothers and sisters have i none
    but that man's father is my father's son

    who is the patient?
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    StillHere wrote:
    a neurosurgeon is called into the ER for emergency surgery
    he looks down at the patient on the gurney and says to the attending
    i cannot operate on this patient
    ~ why?
    he replies
    brothers and sisters have i none
    but that man's father is my father's son

    who is the patient?
    John Denver
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    StillHere wrote:
    a neurosurgeon is called into the ER for emergency surgery
    he looks down at the patient on the gurney and says to the attending
    i cannot operate on this patient
    ~ why?
    he replies
    brothers and sisters have i none
    but that man's father is my father's son

    who is the patient?

    The neurosurgeon said,

    "I cannot operate on that patient, for he is my dinosaur"
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    A man leaves home
    he walks a certain distance and makes a left
    he walks the same exact certain distance and makes another left
    he walks the same exact certain distance and makes yet another left
    he walks the same exact distance and returns home.
    when he arrives, there are two men wearing masks waiting for him..

    who are they?
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • PJ88
    PJ88 Posts: 1,074
    Caveeze wrote:
    A man leaves home
    he walks a certain distance and makes a left
    he walks the same exact certain distance and makes another left
    he walks the same exact certain distance and makes yet another left
    he walks the same exact distance and returns home.
    when he arrives, there are two men wearing masks waiting for him..

    who are they?

    Umpire and catcher.
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    justam wrote:
    rollings wrote:
    justam wrote:

    You're welcome.
    I love how they name the storms down here. :)

    you mean.......alphabetically?

    yeah, that's something, isn't it!

    I was thinking that it was interesting that names (and not numbers or dates) were given at all! I didn't think about the alphabetical system used. :wtf:
    :D

    I know. They give it a name as if you're going to warm up to the big destructive storm that blew your roof off and destroyed all your belongings.

    ...."Oooohhh, ya know... :D ....look what CHARLIE did..."
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    PJ88 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    A man leaves home
    he walks a certain distance and makes a left
    he walks the same exact certain distance and makes another left
    he walks the same exact certain distance and makes yet another left
    he walks the same exact distance and returns home.
    when he arrives, there are two men wearing masks waiting for him..

    who are they?

    Umpire and catcher.

    since the man is walking, I imagine he hit it out of the park.

    the umpire and the catcher shed their masks and air out their faces in this case so it couldn't be them

    so.....the two men wearing masks must be INSANE ASYLUM PEOPLE. :wtf: :wtf:



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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Lizard wrote:
    why is bush pronounced bush, but rush is pronounced rush?

    bush is prounounced bush
    and rush is pronounced rush
    because they are pronounced differently
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,104
    why did you start this thread?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,104
    edited June 2012
    why cant 81 spell the word THE correctly?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,104
    why is the sky blue?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mickeyrat wrote:
    why cant 81 spell the word THE correctly?

    :lol::lol::lol:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    what is the meaning of life?
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    mickeyrat wrote:
    why did you start this thread?

    Because I wanted to be asked a question
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Was it a specific question you were hoping for or any ol' question?
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    justam wrote:
    Was it a specific question you were hoping for or any ol' question?

    Just what you want to know
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    StillHere wrote:
    what is the meaning of life?

    life means to possess that condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    should i eat that?
  • StillHere
    StillHere Posts: 7,795
    edited June 2012
    rollings wrote:
    StillHere wrote:
    what is the meaning of life?

    life means to possess that condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

    Thank You, Mr. Webster :D

    i always thought that the answer was 42

    don't you just hate it when people write things in that tiny tiny text?
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~

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