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mydogmookieblaylock

RKCNDY wrote:

so much awesome there

Leezestarr313

RKCNDY wrote:

The journalist who wrote that must have gotten a kick out of it! :thumbup:

kw18

Leezestarr313 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

The journalist who wrote that must have gotten a kick out of it! :thumbup:

It's times like these I wish I never left the newspaper biz ...

Leezestarr313

Turning 70 today :shock: Happy Jagger-day!

Nami

is it 5 yet?

guypjfreak

i hate xmas ...............thats all today

mca47

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

loadedgun

When my wife is in the shower, I like to take this time I have alone, and fart as loud as possible while she's not around. Just did it.

Leezestarr313

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Aaaaah, America. I still can't help staring when I see scenes like that :P

hgpjam11

Leezestarr313 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Aaaaah, America. I still can't help staring when I see scenes like that :P

One of the reasons I do not go to Wal-mart.

Leezestarr313

hgpjam11 wrote:

One of the reasons I do not go to Wal-mart.

Oh we don't either But it happens at Meijer's too ...

mca47

Leezestarr313 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Aaaaah, America. I still can't help staring when I see scenes like that :P

She refused to get up during the entire ordeal!

Leezestarr313

mca47 wrote:

Leezestarr313 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Aaaaah, America. I still can't help staring when I see scenes like that :P

She refused to get up during the entire ordeal!

Maybe her diapers were loaded ...

Mamasan23

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Haha....how do you always get to witness this shit?

ldent42

I wanna rock your gypsy soul ...

mydogmookieblaylock

being in management can be challenging at times. there are times when you really can't help someone. Coming from a bartending background i am used to hearing people complain about various things - at least at the bar i could give them some free whiskey haha.

mca47

Mamasan23 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Haha....how do you always get to witness this shit?

I guess I'm a fatty/freak magnet.
It was funny because once her scooter stopped rolling (it would still move) she just stopped and waited for help. She acted like it was the end of the world...looking around panicked like she was going to be stranded in the meat department forever.
Once "help" finally arrived, I just stood there and watched. Some bagger started pushing her and then she got mad because it was still in gear and didn't want to ruin the gears. Once they put it in neutral, or whatever the scooter equivalent is, he had to push with all his effort to get that thing moving. He even offered to get her a store scooter which she could ride out to her car in and he could push her busted scooter out without her. Nope! Refused to leave her scooter and her groceries behind.
Poor guy had to push her scooter with her 350lb body on it through the checkout line, out the door and to her car with a flat tire. I'd imagine she probably had him put in on the back of the car too!
She was pissed off and giving orders the whole time!
You KNOW that those double stuffed Oreos didn't make it home! I bet that bag was ripped open and she was licking Oreo frosting before she even started her car!
Made my day!

mca47

mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

being in management can be challenging at times. there are times when you really can't help someone. Coming from a bartending background i am used to hearing people complain about various things - at least at the bar i could give them some free whiskey haha.

You don't have to be a bartender to give out free whiskey!
Next time someone comes to you complaining about something, hand them a flask!

mydogmookieblaylock

mca47 wrote:

mydogmookieblaylock wrote:

being in management can be challenging at times. there are times when you really can't help someone. Coming from a bartending background i am used to hearing people complain about various things - at least at the bar i could give them some free whiskey haha.

You don't have to be a bartender to give out free whiskey!
Next time someone comes to you complaining about something, hand them a flask!

that actually sounds like a logical idea right now haha

Mamasan23

mca47 wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

mca47 wrote:

Big fat chick.
Scooter.
Grocery store.

Scooting along with her scooter-cart packed with processed sweet snacks, red meat and soda. She blows a tire and has a bagger push her scooter with her on it to her car. :fp:

Haha....how do you always get to witness this shit?

I guess I'm a fatty/freak magnet.
It was funny because once her scooter stopped rolling (it would still move) she just stopped and waited for help. She acted like it was the end of the world...looking around panicked like she was going to be stranded in the meat department forever.
Once "help" finally arrived, I just stood there and watched. Some bagger started pushing her and then she got mad because it was still in gear and didn't want to ruin the gears. Once they put it in neutral, or whatever the scooter equivalent is, he had to push with all his effort to get that thing moving. He even offered to get her a store scooter which she could ride out to her car in and he could push her busted scooter out without her. Nope! Refused to leave her scooter and her groceries behind.
Poor guy had to push her scooter with her 350lb body on it through the checkout line, out the door and to her car with a flat tire. I'd imagine she probably had him put in on the back of the car too!
She was pissed off and giving orders the whole time!
You KNOW that those double stuffed Oreos didn't make it home! I bet that bag was ripped open and she was licking Oreo frosting before she even started her car!
Made my day!

Bahahhahaha! Oh man....maybe this shouldnt be funny but....well it is! Good lord people are lazy!