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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    must be you.

    i just created some fake data and my vlookp worked just fine

    =VLOOKUP(A5,Sheet1!A:GC,173,FALSE)


    =VLOOKUP($E3,'[2013 Budget Comparison.xls]sheet1'!$A$2:$FO$7843,AM$1,FALSE)


    and then I tried to paste that into 16,209 rows by 169 columns, which is 2,739,321 cells.

    it didn't like it.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    :crazy:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • everyone is so stupid.

    I love when i tell the managers they need to tell there team to start doing something and they get real defensive with me. :fp:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    must be you.

    i just created some fake data and my vlookp worked just fine

    =VLOOKUP(A5,Sheet1!A:GC,173,FALSE)


    =VLOOKUP($E3,'[2013 Budget Comparison.xls]sheet1'!$A$2:$FO$7843,AM$1,FALSE)


    and then I tried to paste that into 16,209 rows by 169 columns, which is 2,739,321 cells.

    it didn't like it.

    weird. did excel crash? i can see it bogging down. that's a lot of calculating.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :crazy:

    :lol:

    you no due excel :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :crazy:

    :lol:

    you no due excel :lol:

    I've created some things in excel, like purchase orders, but I'm not like playing with hundreds of thousands of numbers.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    kw18 wrote:
    75-1.jpg

    :shock: :lol::lol:

    Some of these old album covers really make you wonder ...

    lips_blowing_small.jpg

    97-1.jpg

    Still one of my faves, I think I have to get this when I see it somewhere :lol:
    worstalbumcovers16.jpg

    foxx_redd~~_yougottaw_101b.jpg
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    how do you get voicemail off a blackberry? :?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    RKCNDY wrote:
    how do you get voicemail off a blackberry? :?
    Toss it in the trash
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    I am in Excel hell today too. :crazy: .... If you do it for long enough, it's kind of hypnotic. :shock:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    I am in Excel hell today too. :crazy: .... If you do it for long enough, it's kind of hypnotic. :shock:
    Must be national excel day. I was in it all morning scrubbing a 171000 line census report
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    LloydXmas wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    I am in Excel hell today too. :crazy: .... If you do it for long enough, it's kind of hypnotic. :shock:
    Must be national excel day. I was in it all morning scrubbing a 171000 line census report
    Ugh.
    I'm updating all the financial management records for the new fiscal year. :|
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • LloydXmas wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    how do you get voicemail off a blackberry? :?
    Toss it in the trash
    like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze3hthGRbRo
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    LloydXmas wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    how do you get voicemail off a blackberry? :?
    Toss it in the trash
    like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze3hthGRbRo

    :lol:

    I get to toss it in the trash next month.

    "I forgot my work phone at home...let me know if someone calls"
    "Harry is calling...and left a message"
    "Harry is sitting across from the table from me"
    :evil: why is he calling your phone then? :evil:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    I am in Excel hell today too. :crazy: .... If you do it for long enough, it's kind of hypnotic. :shock:
    I hear ya sister. My new job is nothing but Excel templates and inventory reports. My eyes hurt!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    I am in Excel hell today too. :crazy: .... If you do it for long enough, it's kind of hypnotic. :shock:
    I hear ya sister. My new job is nothing but Excel templates and inventory reports. My eyes hurt!

    have you considered sumif?
    81 is now off the air

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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Should I fore-go having a proper dining room in order to buy a 1960's 45 Jukebox?
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Should I fore-go having a proper dining room in order to buy a 1960's 45 Jukebox?


    Yes
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Should I fore-go having a proper dining room in order to buy a 1960's 45 Jukebox?


    Yes

    TV Trays it is
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Should I fore-go having a proper dining room in order to buy a 1960's 45 Jukebox?

    define proper
    81 is now off the air

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