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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I wonder why I didn't get the reach around? :think:


    taxes?

    Dr. appointment today.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I wonder why I didn't get the reach around? :think:


    taxes?

    Dr. appointment today.


    You don't have ass cancer it's just a fissure, get more fiber and drink less for the next 5-7 days.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:

    taxes?

    Dr. appointment today.


    You don't have ass cancer it's just a fissure, get more fiber and drink less for the next 5-7 days.

    Drink less? I guess I'll live with the "fissure".
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,665
    There might be a few people around here who like this. :)

    ww_92_moustacheeggfryer.jpg

    moustache_egg_fryer.jpg
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:

    You don't have ass cancer it's just a fissure, get more fiber and drink less for the next 5-7 days.

    Drink less? I guess I'll live with the "fissure".[/quote]


    I Do :lol:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    You don't have ass cancer it's just a fissure, get more fiber and drink less for the next 5-7 days.

    Drink less? I guess I'll live with the "fissure".


    I Do :lol:[/quote]

    Friggin' rectum.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Fear.jpg
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • bluegrace
    bluegrace Posts: 2,357
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    ab-enhancer_thumb.jpg

    :shock: :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol:
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  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    asparagus is an aphrodisiac
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,665
    of.the.girl wrote:
    asparagus is an aphrodisiac
    :think: I hope they aren't into golden showers. :sick:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    :lol::lol::lol: ^^^
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    asparagus is an aphrodisiac
    :think: I hope they aren't into golden showers. :sick:

    Pee you. smelly. :P
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  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    asparagus is an aphrodisiac
    :think: I hope they aren't into golden showers. :sick:
    I wonder how R Kelly feels about asparagus
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Jesus, This Week, indeed....

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/

    Jesus, This Week


    Christ, reports confirmed, this is some kind of week.


    WASHINGTON—Calling the last four days of American life just...I mean, talk about a goddamned punch in the gut, citizens across the nation confirmed today that, Jesus, this week.

    This fucking week, sources added.

    Christ.

    “Seriously, can we wrap this up already?” Maryland resident James Alderman told reporters, echoing the thoughts of all 311 million Americans, who have just about reached their weekly goddamned quota for carnage, misery, confusion, heartbreak, and rage. “Because, you know, I’m pretty sure we’ve all had our hearts ripped out of our chests and stomped on enough times for one seven-day period, thank you very much.”

    “Man oh man,” Alderman added, shaking his head. “Can you believe this? Can you honestly believe the kind of piece-of-shit week we’re having here?”

    According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific shit on this hellish shitshow of a week. Have at it.”

    Following what could only be described by witnesses as the goddamned week to end all soul-crushing weeks, sources all across the nation reported that, sorry, is all this shit really happening at once? Because if all this shit is really happening at once, multiple reports verified, then this might actually be, honest to God, one of the worst weeks of all time.

    No joke, added anyone with a set of working eyes and ears. Of all time.

    “Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it completely to the fucking brim with explosions, mutilations, death, manhunts, lies, weeping, and the utter uselessness of our political system,” said basically every person in America who isn’t comatose or a complete sociopath. “You know, maybe try to spread some of that total misery across the other 51 weeks in the year. Just a thought.”

    “Gotta hand it to this week, though,” added the entire American populace, laughing and crying at the same time. “It’s a motherfucker.”

    At press time, sources confirmed that, you know what? Forget this week. 2013 as a whole can pretty much go straight to hell where it belongs.
    I lost a bet...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0kgGVb ... CF305CFDFD
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    The Drinkmaster Hoodie

    drinkmaster_hoodie-1-385x243.jpg

    It's the ultimate drinking hoodie!

    • Beer Koozie pocket
    • Bottle opener zipper
    • Built-in drinking gloves with non-slip grip
    • Flask pocket

    https://missinginkshop.com/zanelamprey/store/drinkmaster-hoodie?utm_medium=email&utm_source=BloodSweatCheers&utm_campaign=national


    Can we get one of these in the PJ shop?
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,665
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    The Drinkmaster Hoodie

    drinkmaster_hoodie-1-385x243.jpg

    It's the ultimate drinking hoodie!

    • Beer Koozie pocket
    • Bottle opener zipper
    • Built-in drinking gloves with non-slip grip
    • Flask pocket

    https://missinginkshop.com/zanelamprey/store/drinkmaster-hoodie?utm_medium=email&utm_source=BloodSweatCheers&utm_campaign=national


    Can we get one of these in the PJ shop?
    A corkscrew incorporated into that would also be useful. :)
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    The Drinkmaster Hoodie

    drinkmaster_hoodie-1-385x243.jpg

    It's the ultimate drinking hoodie!

    • Beer Koozie pocket
    • Bottle opener zipper
    • Built-in drinking gloves with non-slip grip
    • Flask pocket

    https://missinginkshop.com/zanelamprey/store/drinkmaster-hoodie?utm_medium=email&utm_source=BloodSweatCheers&utm_campaign=national


    Can we get one of these in the PJ shop?
    A corkscrew incorporated into that would also be useful. :)

    yes. its always good to have something on you that can be readily used as a weapon :twisted:
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,665
    My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata

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