Black Diamond We Need Your Weiner Expertise

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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    who actually works at work?


    Seriously! What the hell is he doing? We have kosher questions. We have hot dog questions. There's a lot of important shit going on right now. Where the fuck is he? :lol:

    BAHAHHA!!!

    I think it's something like not being able to eat from the rear side of an animal because it's dirty...
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  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Lizard wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm not Hebrew but they are the tastiest dogs on the market. It's all I get to grill.
    I agree. Best weiner out there


    Not until you have tried every wiener out there will I stand for these broad-sweeping generalizations. And I know for a fact you haven’t tried every wiener… Ziggy maybe, but not you.

    Hey Ziggy! 8-)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i'm not Hebrew but this thread isn't kosher
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I'm not Hebrew, but what is the difference between ketchup and catsup?

    Ketchup and catsup are simply two different spellings for the same thing, a modern, Westernized version of a condiment that European traders were introduced to while visiting the Far East in the late 17th century. What exactly that condiment was and where they found it is a matter of debate.

    It could have been ke-chiap from China’s southern coastal Fujian region or it could have been kicap (a Malay word borrowed from the Cantonese dialect of Chinese, also spelled kecapand ketjap) from Indonesia, both of which are sauces based on brined or pickled fish or shellfish, herbs and spices. Whatever it was, the Europeans liked it, and as early 1690, they brought it back home with them, calling it catchup.

    The early Western versions of the sauce – which, starting in 1711, was sometimes called ketchup, another Anglicization of the Malay name popularized in the book An Account of Trade in India – were pretty faithful to the original Eastern ones, with one of the earliest recipes published in England (1727) calling for anchovies, shallots, vinegar, white wine, cloves, ginger, mace, nutmeg, pepper and lemon peel. It wasn’t until almost a century later that tomatoes found their way into the sauce, in a recipe in an American cook book published in 1801. In the meantime, another alternative spelling popped up, mentioned in a 1730 Jonathan Swift poem: “And, for our home-bred British cheer, Botargo [a fish roe-based relish], catsup, and caveer [caviar].”

    The tomato-based version of ketchup quickly caught on in the U.S. during the first few decades of the 19th century. At first, it was made and locally sold by farmers, but by 1837 at least one company was producing and distributing it on a national scale. The H. J. Heinz Company, a name that’s synonymous with ketchup for most people today, was a relative latecomer to the game and didn’t produce a tomato-based ketchup until 1876. They originally referred to their product as catsup, but switched to ketchup in the 1880s to stand out. Eventually, ketchup became the standard spelling in the industry and among consumers, though you can still find catsup strongholds sprinkled across the U.S.

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    I'm not Hebrew, but it sounds like, Heinz changed the spelling to be different, and now everybody else copied them...

    Sooooooooooo DS, which brand do you use?
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Snakeduck wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm not Hebrew but they are the tastiest dogs on the market. It's all I get to grill.
    I agree. Best weiner out there


    Not until you have tried every wiener out there will I stand for these broad-sweeping generalizations. And I know for a fact you haven’t tried every wiener… Ziggy maybe, but not you.

    Hey Ziggy! 8-)

    :lol::lol::lol:
    :?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I use Heinz ketchup. The only brand that anyone should use.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    DS1119 wrote:
    I use Heinz ketchup. The only brand that anyone should use.

    ok, but never on your weiner. you should be very careful about what you put on your weiner. and don't break it either...
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    I don't know how people can eat any other kind of hotdog!

    Also, BD, good to know that you prefer the weiner :lol:
    I always prefer the weiner... Vagina dogs are just too fishy,

    I am Hebrew, how may I help?
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Vagina dogs are just too fishy,

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i am hebrew, however i am not black diamond & i sorta support this thread. i have tried hebrew nationals and i find them to be very much a sodium wiener quite heavily
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I use Heinz ketchup. The only brand that anyone should use.

    ok, but never on your weiner. you should be very careful about what you put on your weiner. and don't break it either...

    SO TRUE. I have heard stories about broken ones!!

    and ONLY Mustard on the dog. NEVER catsup
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Lizard wrote:
    and ONLY Mustard on the dog. NEVER catsup
    Amen sister...
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Lizard wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I use Heinz ketchup. The only brand that anyone should use.

    ok, but never on your weiner. you should be very careful about what you put on your weiner. and don't break it either...

    SO TRUE. I have heard stories about broken ones!!

    and ONLY Mustard on the dog. NEVER catsup
    mustard and if wiener is a bulky brat add sauerkraut
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Lizard wrote:

    and ONLY Mustard on the dog. NEVER catsup

    don't come to Seattle for a bagel dog
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Lizard wrote:

    and ONLY Mustard on the dog. NEVER catsup

    don't come to Seattle for a bagel dog

    Not sure which is less appealing, the vagina dog or the bagel dog. Decisions...
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    seems different online dictionaries all claim wiener/weiner can be spelled either way

    ie or ei

    i'll be one damned hebrew
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    chadwick wrote:
    seems different online dictionaries all claim wiener/weiner can be spelled either way

    ie or ei

    i'll be one damned hebrew

    Hebrews aren't damned, they're kosher...

    How you been, crazy man? Still living on the farm?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chadwick wrote:
    i'll be one damned hebrew

    jesus?
  • I'm not Hebrew, but here in Iowa we use ketchup and mustard on our wieners.

    Also all the Ketchup talk reminded me of the classic Pulp Fiction joke:
    Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says,
    'Ketchup.'
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Lizard wrote:

    and ONLY Mustard on the dog. NEVER catsup

    don't come to Seattle for a bagel dog
    yuck. doesn't sound right.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    norm wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i'll be one damned hebrew

    jesus?

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I'm not Hebrew, but here in Iowa we use ketchup and mustard on our wieners.

    Also all the Ketchup talk reminded me of the classic Pulp Fiction joke:
    Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says,
    'Ketchup.'

    :lol:

    five fox death punch.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Snakeduck wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    seems different online dictionaries all claim wiener/weiner can be spelled either way

    ie or ei

    i'll be one damned hebrew

    Hebrews aren't damned, they're kosher...

    How you been, crazy man? Still living on the farm?
    i am still living on the farm. currently living in a 7 bedroom farmhouse with 13 different girl friends. life's a real son of a bitch out here in the corn and alfalfa
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    sister wives??
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    I don't know how people can eat any other kind of hotdog!

    Also, BD, good to know that you prefer the weiner :lol:
    I always prefer the weiner... Vagina dogs are just too fishy,

    I am Hebrew, how may I help?


    :lol:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i used to like a good manischewitz bottle or 3 of wine.
    manischewitz: kosher for passover

    manischewitz.jpg

    i am hebrew but i am not as badass as BD
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    chadwick wrote:
    i used to like a good manischewitz bottle or 3 of wine.
    manischewitz: kosher for passover

    manischewitz.jpg

    i am hebrew but i am not as badass as BD
    Oh no... You sir are the BADASS of badasses...
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    so...about that cheeseburger? ever have one mr diamond?

    and more importantly, can you explain the dairy/meat segregation?
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    81 wrote:
    so...about that cheeseburger? ever have one mr diamond?

    and more importantly, can you explain the dairy/meat segregation?
    Was there a cheeseburger question...

    Ahhh... I do not keep kosher... I did growing up... Effectively one again with the veggie thing...

    Milk and Meat according to the bible need to be digested seperately so no cheeseburgers... In fact if you are truly kosher you have seperate plates and utensils for dairy and meat...

    It gets really bad during Passover (easter time) you are not allowed to eat bread... so you need a whole set of other dishes (both milk and meat) and utensils and a cheesburger takes on an even bigger sin :lol:
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