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bunk ass frickin watermelon

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited July 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
let it rip
i'm fucking pissed

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got my first bunk ass watermelon of the season
not my first watermelon of the season either mind you

fucking extremely irritated at this exact moment in time
the frickin thing was pink
about the size of a large volleyball
and very very very very very VERY pink on the inside
the exact center was as pink as a girl

which is good but this is a fruit of luscious melon honey water
not a lady

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anyone else get bent out of shape when purchasing a melon and when you're home you skin the thing only to discover it is either rotten like or not yet ready or something is fuckered up with your watermelon or whatever melon it is you are having in, on & around your facial area

next...
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    "pink as a girl"? :?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i must tell you
    nuttin makes me as upset as when i get bunk ass fruit

    bunk ass oranges all dried up make me wanna stab someone with a ninja star

    apples that are not crisp piss me off

    god frickin darnit
    fruits are just deceptive in nature
    son of a monkey's uncle
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    cat-bird-egg-watermelon.jpg
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • AlbertaGirl70_AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    Problem with watermelons they are genetically modified to not have as much big black seeds so they now suck alot, buy organic right from a farm if possible
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    AlbertaGirl70_ wrote:
    Problem with watermelons they are genetically modified to not have as much big black seeds so they now suck alot, buy organic right from a farm if possible
    yes and i want the big black seeds in my melon. it tastes the way it is suppose to when the natural seeds are in em. people again are stupid and useless
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • AlbertaGirl70_AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    chadwick wrote:
    AlbertaGirl70_ wrote:
    Problem with watermelons they are genetically modified to not have as much big black seeds so they now suck alot, buy organic right from a farm if possible
    yes and i want the big black seeds in my melon. it tastes the way it is suppose to when the natural seeds are in em. people again are stupid and useless

    Agreed :D
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    fuckin melon
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    fuckin melon
    :lol:
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    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,522
    Carey wrote:
    "pink as a girl"? :?

    That disturbed me
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    diddle?
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    diddle?

    stop :knoogering the melon :fp:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    diddle?

    stop :knoogering the melon :fp:

    hmmm that could be interesting...new toy chest addition?
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    diddle?

    stop :knoogering the melon :fp:

    hmmm that could be interesting...new toy chest addition?

    if you can knooger a mellon, pretty sure i don't want to see that :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    best thread derail ever...sorry chadwick! Pui has taken control. Oh and

    [diddle]
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
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    KBgvtOGwYj_id-hit-it-two-times.jpg


    should be able to get more than two out of that mellon
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    you would.

    [diddle]
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    you would.

    [diddle]


    I did. :lol:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    have had two fantastic melons as of late and they have been marvelous
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I dig that I saw the thread title and just knew it was a chadwick production.

    This is meant in the best of ways!

    I love me a good watermelon...and spitting the seeds.

    We used to do that when I was a kid spending summers in Queens. Right off the balcony onto the unsuspecting.

    Ptooey!
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    edited July 2012
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    Post edited by rollings on
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Red Delicious apples piss me off
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    hedonist wrote:
    I dig that I saw the thread title and just knew it was a chadwick production.

    This is meant in the best of ways!

    I love me a good watermelon...and spitting the seeds.

    We used to do that when I was a kid spending summers in Queens. Right off the balcony onto the unsuspecting.

    Ptooey!
    spittin cherry seeds rockin out to the muppets & elton
    http://youtu.be/9kMVdazvII4
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Red Delicious apples piss me off
    rip your car's interior apart! you'll feel better by noon.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Red Delicious apples piss me off
    rip your car's interior apart! you'll feel better by noon.

    :lol:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    chadwick wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    I dig that I saw the thread title and just knew it was a chadwick production.

    This is meant in the best of ways!

    I love me a good watermelon...and spitting the seeds.

    We used to do that when I was a kid spending summers in Queens. Right off the balcony onto the unsuspecting.

    Ptooey!
    spittin cherry seeds rockin out to the muppets & elton
    http://youtu.be/9kMVdazvII4
    I just went back in time.

    Thanks for that.

    Have a happy seed-spittin Sunday ;)
  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    $5 a melon is what pisses me off.

    i got the girl thing and actually thought it was quite clever without being too nasty. :mrgreen:
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