enjoy the break

chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
edited June 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
good-bye everyone, see ya in a week or so!

top 200 things to do whilst pearl jam is under renovation:

#117. sell & purchase pink lemonade to fund world wide pearl jam tour followers
#33. plant lemon trees (if in correct climate)

go...
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."

Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Discuss toy chest requirements
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    Discuss toy chest requirements
    good call, 81

    #132. listen to, read, & study the lyrics to bob dylan's - desolation row

    http://youtu.be/n0onT5Us4Mk
    http://youtu.be/SKglmptMuaI - (i like the dead's version)

    They’re selling postcards of the hanging
    They’re painting the passports brown
    The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
    The circus is in town
    Here comes the blind commissioner
    They’ve got him in a trance
    One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
    The other is in his pants
    And the riot squad they’re restless
    They need somewhere to go
    As Lady and I look out tonight
    From Desolation Row

    Cinderella, she seems so easy
    “It takes one to know one,” she smiles
    And puts her hands in her back pockets
    Bette Davis style
    And in comes Romeo, he’s moaning
    “You Belong to Me I Believe”
    And someone says, “You’re in the wrong place my friend
    You better leave”
    And the only sound that’s left
    After the ambulances go
    Is Cinderella sweeping up
    On Desolation Row

    Now the moon is almost hidden
    The stars are beginning to hide
    The fortune-telling lady
    Has even taken all her things inside
    All except for Cain and Abel
    And the hunchback of Notre Dame
    Everybody is making love
    Or else expecting rain
    And the Good Samaritan, he’s dressing
    He’s getting ready for the show
    He’s going to the carnival tonight
    On Desolation Row

    Now Ophelia, she’s ’neath the window
    For her I feel so afraid
    On her twenty-second birthday
    She already is an old maid
    To her, death is quite romantic
    She wears an iron vest
    Her profession’s her religion
    Her sin is her lifelessness
    And though her eyes are fixed upon
    Noah’s great rainbow
    She spends her time peeking
    Into Desolation Row

    Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
    With his memories in a trunk
    Passed this way an hour ago
    With his friend, a jealous monk
    He looked so immaculately frightful
    As he bummed a cigarette
    Then he went off sniffing drainpipes
    And reciting the alphabet
    Now you would not think to look at him
    But he was famous long ago
    For playing the electric violin
    On Desolation Row

    Dr. Filth, he keeps his world
    Inside of a leather cup
    But all his sexless patients
    They’re trying to blow it up
    Now his nurse, some local loser
    She’s in charge of the cyanide hole
    And she also keeps the cards that read
    “Have Mercy on His Soul”
    They all play on pennywhistles
    You can hear them blow
    If you lean your head out far enough
    From Desolation Row

    Across the street they’ve nailed the curtains
    They’re getting ready for the feast
    The Phantom of the Opera
    A perfect image of a priest
    They’re spoonfeeding Casanova
    To get him to feel more assured
    Then they’ll kill him with self-confidence
    After poisoning him with words
    And the Phantom’s shouting to skinny girls
    “Get Outa Here If You Don’t Know
    Casanova is just being punished for going
    To Desolation Row”

    Now at midnight all the agents
    And the superhuman crew
    Come out and round up everyone
    That knows more than they do
    Then they bring them to the factory
    Where the heart-attack machine
    Is strapped across their shoulders
    And then the kerosene
    Is brought down from the castles
    By insurance men who go
    Check to see that nobody is escaping
    To Desolation Row

    Praise be to Nero’s Neptune
    The Titanic sails at dawn
    And everybody’s shouting
    “Which Side Are You On?”
    And Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot
    Fighting in the captain’s tower
    While calypso singers laugh at them
    And fishermen hold flowers
    Between the windows of the sea
    Where lovely mermaids flow
    And nobody has to think too much
    About Desolation Row

    Yes, I received your letter yesterday
    (About the time the doorknob broke)
    When you asked how I was doing
    Was that some kind of joke?
    All these people that you mention
    Yes, I know them, they’re quite lame
    I had to rearrange their faces
    And give them all another name
    Right now I can’t read too good
    Don’t send me no more letters, no
    Not unless you mail them
    From Desolation Row
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Shave your nipples.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Shave your nipples.
    Nair
    81 is now off the air

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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    divide and conquer!
    (houseplants that is) :roll:
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
  • iamicaiamica Posts: 2,628
    Listen to every single PJ bootleg ever made.
    Chicago 2000 : Chicago 2003 : Chicago 2006 : Summerfest 2006 : Lollapalooza 2007 : Chicago 2009 : Noblesville (Indy) 2010 : PJ20 (East Troy) 2011 : Wrigley Field 2013 : Milwaukee (Yield) 2014 : Wrigley Field 2016
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    iamica wrote:
    Listen to every single PJ bootleg ever made.

    we're not going to be offline for that long
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    good morning, campers!
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    think of it as we all banned. we all had been very bad last few months. banned for up to one week from what i thought was now, june 3rd 2000 & 12. i still be posting. i not shut out yet.

    why now u bitching i still posting?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,693
    #78 Listen to all your Pearl Jam records backwards in search of secret messages.

    Have a good week, Chadwick, everyone.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    chadwick wrote:
    good morning, campers!

    :wave: 'Morning.
    ELITIST FUK
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    chadwick wrote:
    think of it as we all banned. we all had been very bad last few months. banned for up to one week from what i thought was now, june 3rd 2000 & 12. i still be posting. i not shut out yet.

    why now u bitching i still posting?
    So if I get banned this morning will I get to serve my timeout while the site is down?
    #FHP
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    brianlux wrote:
    #78 Listen to all your Pearl Jam records backwards in search of secret messages.

    Have a good week, Chadwick, everyone.
    #78 is a fantastic plan.

    does spinning a record backwards (with one's hand) cause damage to the neddle & pearl jam albums
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Horos wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    think of it as we all banned. we all had been very bad last few months. banned for up to one week from what i thought was now, june 3rd 2000 & 12. i still be posting. i not shut out yet.

    why now u bitching i still posting?
    So if I get banned this morning will I get to serve my timeout while the site is down?
    you'd think so but maybe not.

    better ask kat & sea

    what do you think you'll do for this great banning & do you already have a record w/ admin?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    chadwick wrote:
    Horos wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    think of it as we all banned. we all had been very bad last few months. banned for up to one week from what i thought was now, june 3rd 2000 & 12. i still be posting. i not shut out yet.

    why now u bitching i still posting?
    So if I get banned this morning will I get to serve my timeout while the site is down?
    you'd think so but maybe not.

    better ask kat & sea

    what do you think you'll do for this great banning & do you already have a record w/ admin?
    I bite my tongue more often than not. It would be tough to get banned in the next couple of hours. Think I've only ever been warned once.

    Want to talk about Ted Nugent?
    #FHP
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Horos wrote:
    I bite my tongue more often than not. It would be tough to get banned in the next couple of hours. Think I've only ever been warned once.

    Want to talk about Ted Nugent?
    you are a good man, horos. i to bite my tongue more often than not, definitely.

    just this morning i dreamt of ted nugent murdering a baby seal on some floating chunk of ice in the north pole. he was fined $3 then set on fire & ran over w/ a tank. i awoken quite sweaty and aroused. weird deal.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    chadwick wrote:
    Horos wrote:
    I bite my tongue more often than not. It would be tough to get banned in the next couple of hours. Think I've only ever been warned once.

    Want to talk about Ted Nugent?
    you are a good man, horos. i to bite my tongue more often than not, definitely.

    just this morning i dreamt of ted nugent murdering a baby seal on some floating chunk of ice in the north pole. he was fined $3 then set on fire & ran over w/ a tank. i awoken quite sweaty and aroused. weird deal.
    You have a wonderful imagination chadwick.

    If only he was raped by a walrus before being set on fire I'd be aroused too.
    #FHP
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Horos wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Horos wrote:
    I bite my tongue more often than not. It would be tough to get banned in the next couple of hours. Think I've only ever been warned once.

    Want to talk about Ted Nugent?
    you are a good man, horos. i to bite my tongue more often than not, definitely.

    just this morning i dreamt of ted nugent murdering a baby seal on some floating chunk of ice in the north pole. he was fined $3 then set on fire & ran over w/ a tank. i awoken quite sweaty and aroused. weird deal.
    You have a wonderful imagination chadwick.

    If only he was raped by a walrus before being set on fire I'd be aroused too.
    you are hilarious. :lol:

    poor teddy. he is the joke of everyones jokes when it comes to rapists walruses

    during my ten.c break i will be writing poetry i won't be adding to here unless i come up with some real shitty stuff, then i post here :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    stay calm and listen to pearl jam...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqpyifeiTXM

    fuck yeah!!!!!
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    # 10 sunning, swimming, writing and reading 8-)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Ride a go cart and hit the batting cages.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    #78 Listen to all your Pearl Jam records backwards in search of secret messages.

    Have a good week, Chadwick, everyone.
    #78 is a fantastic plan.

    does spinning a record backwards (with one's hand) cause damage to the neddle & pearl jam albums

    Yes, I believe these actions cause satanic messages to be implanted on said albums.

    It's not a good idea, I wouldn't do it.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    because this exact place today shutting down. i give myself to 10 club for rent one week worth. they may do with me what they see fit as to do with i am personally.

    thank you, seattle. that is all. goodnight
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Learn to paint using only white out and peanut butter.
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